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No problem there Harry, :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: I am well known in Gods country for my humour and wit, I was there so many times, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: they gave me a scottish passport to pass more easier over the border with my tanker loads of lager! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
No problem there Harry, :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: I am well known in Gods country for my humour and wit, I was there so many times, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: they gave me a scottish passport to pass more easier over the border with my tanker loads of lager! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm, Larry and Me have dual nationality and freedom of entry to
Gods country being as we are their the two best customers of the
single malts, they are fully aware that the Scottish economy would
slump if we hung our drinking vessels up to dry, “haste ye back” :laughing: .
thanks harry, long retired.

663

Do you realise that you may have to pay more for your malt whisky, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: if Scotland goes independent! Please don’t cry lads or you will water down you last stock of whisky. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Do you realise that you may have to pay more for your malt whisky, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: if Scotland goes independent! Please don’t cry lads or you will water down you last stock of whisky. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm, up this part of the world the over 75s get single malt on prescription
but it’s only here, why do you think I swapped from North West to North East.
thanks harry, long retired.

665

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Do you realise that you may have to pay more for your malt whisky, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: if Scotland goes independent! Please don’t cry lads or you will water down you last stock of whisky. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm, up this part of the world the over 75s get single malt on prescription
but it’s only here, why do you think I swapped from North West to North East.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you won’t get anything if the conservatives get their way, they might even ration the air that you breath, one of the fat pompous 65 year titled so called gentleman, said we are a drain on the national ■■■■■, and we should get off our backsides and do volentary work. :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: He never mentioned all the stamp money we paid in, or how we save by babysitting, caring for the sick. Hear is a good idea for the goverment, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink: sack all the greedy politisions and all the rich millionaires don’t need pay, let pensioners do the job for extra pension, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: the same for the councillers, it would cut out all the fiddlers. :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Do you realise that you may have to pay more for your malt whisky, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: if Scotland goes independent! Please don’t cry lads or you will water down you last stock of whisky. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm, up this part of the world the over 75s get single malt on prescription
but it’s only here, why do you think I swapped from North West to North East.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you won’t get anything if the conservatives get their way, they might even ration the air that you breath, one of the fat pompous 65 year titled so called gentleman, said we are a drain on the national ■■■■■, and we should get off our backsides and do volentary work. :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: He never mentioned all the stamp money we paid in, or how we save by babysitting, caring for the sick. Hear is a good idea for the goverment, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :wink: :wink: :wink: sack all the greedy politisions and all the rich millionaires don’t need pay, let pensioners do the job for extra pension, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: the same for the councillers, it would cut out all the fiddlers. :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Nowt wrong with a good fiddler Norm, just ask our Mr Chris Webb
he’s an exponent of the noble art he’s most likely purportrating one
as I write, wish I’d met him years ago, it would have been nice to
have made enough money to have retired tax-free on the I. O. M.
thanks harry, long retired.

667

Yes I agree, but I have not heard from him for quite a while, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: perhaps he has moved to another tax island like Burmuda :question: :question: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

668

Chris could be putting the shutters up Norm in case Hurricane Sandy decides to visit the I O M. :unamused: :wink:
Cheer’s Dave.

669

Dave I do hope you have not been hitting the cans of beer too hard, check your comment, :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I tell you one thing, if you say the right thing at the right time, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: it certainly set the bells ringing and the sirens blaring. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I bet our friends in Switzerland are having a good laugh, :wink: :wink: :wink: well it is comming up to the feastive season. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Dave I do hope you have not been hitting the cans of beer too hard, check your comment, :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I tell you one thing, if you say the right thing at the right time, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: it certainly set the bells ringing and the sirens blaring. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I bet our friends in Switzerland are having a good laugh, :wink: :wink: :wink: well it is comming up to the feastive season. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm the amount of posts our Dave puts on TNUK methinks the occasional
mis-cue on the puter keyboard can be excused I’m an expert at making the
occasional ■■■■-up well frequent ■■■■-up :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I do hope you have not been hitting the cans of beer too hard, check your comment, :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I tell you one thing, if you say the right thing at the right time, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: it certainly set the bells ringing and the sirens blaring. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I bet our friends in Switzerland are having a good laugh, :wink: :wink: :wink: well it is comming up to the feastive season. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm the amount of posts our Dave puts on TNUK methinks the occasional
mis-cue on the puter keyboard can be excused I’m an expert at making the
occasional ■■■■-up well frequent ■■■■-up :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

I do hit the keys without looking if the Caps lock is on or off Norm & Harry.I usually check,but missed on that one.Will have to drink more beer to steady my hand methinks. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I do hope you have not been hitting the cans of beer too hard, check your comment, :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I tell you one thing, if you say the right thing at the right time, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: it certainly set the bells ringing and the sirens blaring. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I bet our friends in Switzerland are having a good laugh, :wink: :wink: :wink: well it is comming up to the feastive season. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm the amount of posts our Dave puts on TNUK methinks the occasional
mis-cue on the puter keyboard can be excused I’m an expert at making the
occasional ■■■■-up well frequent ■■■■-up :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

I do hit the keys without looking if the Caps lock is on or off Norm & Harry.I usually check,but missed on that one.Will have to drink more beer to steady my hand methinks. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave a skinful of single malt usually does the trick for me Dave,
doesn’t stop you mis-cueing but you don’t give a toss.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I do hope you have not been hitting the cans of beer too hard, check your comment, :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I tell you one thing, if you say the right thing at the right time, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: it certainly set the bells ringing and the sirens blaring. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I bet our friends in Switzerland are having a good laugh, :wink: :wink: :wink: well it is comming up to the feastive season. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm the amount of posts our Dave puts on TNUK methinks the occasional
mis-cue on the puter keyboard can be excused I’m an expert at making the
occasional ■■■■-up well frequent ■■■■-up :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

I do hit the keys without looking if the Caps lock is on or off Norm & Harry.I usually check,but missed on that one.Will have to drink more beer to steady my hand methinks. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave a skinful of single malt usually does the trick for me Dave,
doesn’t stop you mis-cueing but you don’t give a toss.
thanks harry, long retired.

I’ve been mis=cueing all my life Harry,don’t think I will change now. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

674

Well Harry you should put more chalk on your tip of the cue! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Dave I think you was correct to drink more beer, it has corrected the problem :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: . After nearly 5 years, my wit is still razor sharp, oh bloody nearly cut myself. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Well Harry you should put more chalk on your tip of the cue! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Dave I think you was correct to drink more beer, it has corrected the problem :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: . After nearly 5 years, my wit is still razor sharp, oh bloody nearly cut myself. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

C’mon Norm,after 5 years of what ? Please elaborate,the suspense is to much. :wink: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Well Harry you should put more chalk on your tip of the cue! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Dave I think you was correct to drink more beer, it has corrected the problem :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: . After nearly 5 years, my wit is still razor sharp, oh bloody nearly cut myself. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

C’mon Norm,after 5 years of what ? Please elaborate,the suspense is to much. :wink: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

This Banter on threads. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

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Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Well Harry you should put more chalk on your tip of the cue! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Dave I think you was correct to drink more beer, it has corrected the problem :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: . After nearly 5 years, my wit is still razor sharp, oh bloody nearly cut myself. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

C’mon Norm,after 5 years of what ? Please elaborate,the suspense is to much. :wink: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

This Banter on threads. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Thought you had been in clink for 5 years Norm,had me wondering there.I haven’t been on here that long.Was on in June 2008,but lost my password,the logged on again in January 2009.I haven’t got into the banter yet,being a youngster. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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My heart bleeds for you Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: being so young :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: that you have the cradle marks still on your cheeky bottom. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I’m still very young in the mind, but unfortunely my body is not as quick as my mind! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :cry: :cry: :cry: :blush: :blush: :blush:

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Norman Ingram:
My heart bleeds for you Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: being so young :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: that you have the cradle marks still on your cheeky bottom. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I’m still very young in the mind, but unfortunely my body is not as quick as my mind! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :cry: :cry: :cry: :blush: :blush: :blush:

I’m very slow with both Norm,been taking tips and trying to learn from yourself and Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Well done Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: I hope the education of the experience lorry drivers or the Hgv masters degree, is a big help in making you up to our standard of wit, humour, and the art of making people smile, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: and you will grab the torch and carry on the work, when me and Harry have left for the website in the sky. :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: