Norman Ingram:
New advert aspirin’s can increase your love lift, always keep a box with you! this could work, for when they say not tonight darling I have a headache, swift as a flash you can cure the little darlings.
I don’t think you would qualify for the shy lad’s lonely hearts club Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Don’t want to Dave, I was shy in my early teens, I changed, for I was missing out on the girls. never regreted it, whoopeee
When I was in my teens Norm I spent most of my time working…and trying to persuade girls to have a ride on my motorbike. Very little success until I bought a van.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I wish I’d missed out on a few birds in my time.
thanks harry, long retired.
Early form of birth control Harry,get them to take an asperin and hold it between their knees.
Cheers Dve.
hiya,
Dave once gave a girl a silver threepenny bit to use as a button she’d lost
from her suspenders, daftest move I ever made it was my bus fare home I
had to walk two miles home in the ■■■■■■■ down rain, who’d be a knight in
shining armour??, doesn’t always pay.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave once gave a girl a silver threepenny bit to use as a button she’d lost
from her suspenders, daftest move I ever made it was my bus fare home I
had to walk two miles home in the ■■■■■■■ down rain, who’d be a knight in
shining armour??, doesn’t always pay.
thanks harry, long retired.
I thought they disappeared before your time Harry.The silver threepenny bit not the suspenders.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave once gave a girl a silver threepenny bit to use as a button she’d lost
from her suspenders, daftest move I ever made it was my bus fare home I
had to walk two miles home in the ■■■■■■■ down rain, who’d be a knight in
shining armour??, doesn’t always pay.
thanks harry, long retired.
I thought they disappeared before your time Harry.The silver threepenny bit not the suspenders.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, even as a young fellah’ silver threepenny bits and farthings were still
legal tender in fact there’s still one or two knocking about in the house, and
the thrupennies were the exact size for repairing sussie belts, in fact I did
become quite adept at the repairs of the same undergarments, should I ever
need to submit a CV it might pay to include that amongst my many qualiities.
thanks harry, long retired.
wonderful things were sussies , when the girls wore tight skirts and you could see the little bumps of the buttons , got you thinking , and more if you were lucky . i hope the person who invented tights died a slow and painful death . cheers , dave
rigsby:
wonderful things were sussies , when the girls wore tight skirts and you could see the little bumps of the buttons , got you thinking , and more if you were lucky . i hope the person who invented tights died a slow and painful death . cheers , dave
hiya,
Yes Dave but if you bought the young lady a pie and pea supper you
quickly found out whether it was sussies or tights, their shoes used
to fly off when they “dropped one” if the dreaded tights were being
worn, you know I think I’m over educated for this thread.
thanks harry, long retired.
rigsby:
wonderful things were sussies , when the girls wore tight skirts and you could see the little bumps of the buttons , got you thinking , and more if you were lucky . i hope the person who invented tights died a slow and painful death . cheers , dave
hiya,
Yes Dave but if you bought the young lady a pie and pea supper you
quickly found out whether it was sussies or tights, their shoes used
to fly off when they “dropped one” if the dreaded tights were being
worn, you know I think I’m over educated for this thread.
thanks harry, long retired.
I think you are the Desmond Morris of the north Harry.
Naked ape and all that.
Cheers Dave.
rigsby:
wonderful things were sussies , when the girls wore tight skirts and you could see the little bumps of the buttons , got you thinking , and more if you were lucky . i hope the person who invented tights died a slow and painful death . cheers , dave
hiya,
Yes Dave but if you bought the young lady a pie and pea supper you
quickly found out whether it was sussies or tights, their shoes used
to fly off when they “dropped one” if the dreaded tights were being
worn, you know I think I’m over educated for this thread.
thanks harry, long retired.
I think you are the Desmond Morris of the north Harry.
Naked ape and all that.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Can’t be all that clever Dave haven’t a clue who Desmond Morris is,
Naked Ape??, don’t watch much tele, or am I just two short planks??.
Answers on a £20 please, times are bad.
thanks harry, long retired.
rigsby:
wonderful things were sussies , when the girls wore tight skirts and you could see the little bumps of the buttons , got you thinking , and more if you were lucky . i hope the person who invented tights died a slow and painful death . cheers , dave
hiya,
Yes Dave but if you bought the young lady a pie and pea supper you
quickly found out whether it was sussies or tights, their shoes used
to fly off when they “dropped one” if the dreaded tights were being
worn, you know I think I’m over educated for this thread.
thanks harry, long retired.
I think you are the Desmond Morris of the north Harry.
Naked ape and all that.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Can’t be all that clever Dave haven’t a clue who Desmond Morris is,
Naked Ape??, don’t watch much tele, or am I just two short planks??.
Answers on a £20 please, times are bad.
thanks harry, long retired.
Stick Desmond Morris name on google Harry,but I expect you knew him anyway.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Did know of Desmond Morris Dave, just don’t like to appear
too bright people are inclined to pick your brains if you try
to be too clever and that I’m certainly not, I spent as little
time in school as possible, I used to set off but it was very
rare for me to arrive unless being captured by the school
board and dragged in by the ears, then it was a case of in
one door out the other the minute the teacher turned his
back, hence lorry driver as opposed to brain surgeon.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Did know of Desmond Morris Dave, just don’t like to appear
too bright people are inclined to pick your brains if you try
to be too clever and that I’m certainly not, I spent as little
time in school as possible, I used to set off but it was very
rare for me to arrive unless being captured by the school
board and dragged in by the ears, then it was a case of in
one door out the other the minute the teacher turned his
back, hence lorry driver as opposed to brain surgeon.
thanks harry, long retired.
I never intended doing anything other than lorry driving from a young age Harry.My parents used to tell me to work hard in school and all the rest,but I didn’t.My mum said she didn’t push my two sisters,as it didn’t work with me.Hence my sisters went on to be school teachers,and I went on to drive lorries.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Did know of Desmond Morris Dave, just don’t like to appear
too bright people are inclined to pick your brains if you try
to be too clever and that I’m certainly not, I spent as little
time in school as possible, I used to set off but it was very
rare for me to arrive unless being captured by the school
board and dragged in by the ears, then it was a case of in
one door out the other the minute the teacher turned his
back, hence lorry driver as opposed to brain surgeon.
thanks harry, long retired.
I never intended doing anything other than lorry driving from a young age Harry.My parents used to tell me to work hard in school and all the rest,but I didn’t.My mum said she didn’t push my two sisters,as it didn’t work with me.Hence my sisters went on to be school teachers,and I went on to drive lorries.
Cheers Dave.
Don’t knock it Dave, quite a few goodlooking, brainy, inteligent, modest, shy, men have been lorry drivers.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Did know of Desmond Morris Dave, just don’t like to appear
too bright people are inclined to pick your brains if you try
to be too clever and that I’m certainly not, I spent as little
time in school as possible, I used to set off but it was very
rare for me to arrive unless being captured by the school
board and dragged in by the ears, then it was a case of in
one door out the other the minute the teacher turned his
back, hence lorry driver as opposed to brain surgeon.
thanks harry, long retired.
I never intended doing anything other than lorry driving from a young age Harry.My parents used to tell me to work hard in school and all the rest,but I didn’t.My mum said she didn’t push my two sisters,as it didn’t work with me.Hence my sisters went on to be school teachers,and I went on to drive lorries.
Cheers Dave.
Don’t knock it Dave, quite a few goodlooking, brainy, inteligent, modest, shy, men have been lorry drivers.
There’s also a few ugly hairy arsed blokes driving lorries as well Norm. At least they look like lorry drivers,not like some of the pretty boy types.
Cheers Dave.
I saw a pretty boy one the other day, driving a Merc Artic, he looked about 25ish, & not strong enough to shiver, He had a colourful teeshirt with some sort of logo, & short long trousers, or long short ones ?, His hair do was great for an artic driver spiked with gel or whatever they use these days, But there again its everyone to their fancy if any drivers in my younger days looked anything like that their life wouldnt have been worth living, Regards Larry.
I don’t think some of these young drivers of today would be capable of carrying two one cwt bags of cement on their shoulder for 300 yards like I did at 20 years of age across a field to a cottage.I carried two ton of cement and a load of scaffold planks like that because there was no other way in 1967 with no road access to my delivery with a BMC 550FG builders lorry.Two at a time less trips was my motto.
Cheers Dave
harry_gill:
hiya,
Did know of Desmond Morris Dave, just don’t like to appear
too bright people are inclined to pick your brains if you try
to be too clever and that I’m certainly not, I spent as little
time in school as possible, I used to set off but it was very
rare for me to arrive unless being captured by the school
board and dragged in by the ears, then it was a case of in
one door out the other the minute the teacher turned his
back, hence lorry driver as opposed to brain surgeon.
thanks harry, long retired.
I never intended doing anything other than lorry driving from a young age Harry.My parents used to tell me to work hard in school and all the rest,but I didn’t.My mum said she didn’t push my two sisters,as it didn’t work with me.Hence my sisters went on to be school teachers,and I went on to drive lorries.
Cheers Dave.
Don’t knock it Dave, quite a few goodlooking, brainy, inteligent, modest, shy, men have been lorry drivers.
There’s also a few ugly hairy arsed blokes driving lorries as well Norm.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Who sent you my picture ■■, come on own up I’ll get him
harry_gill:
hiya,
Did know of Desmond Morris Dave, just don’t like to appear
too bright people are inclined to pick your brains if you try
to be too clever and that I’m certainly not, I spent as little
time in school as possible, I used to set off but it was very
rare for me to arrive unless being captured by the school
board and dragged in by the ears, then it was a case of in
one door out the other the minute the teacher turned his
back, hence lorry driver as opposed to brain surgeon.
thanks harry, long retired.
I never intended doing anything other than lorry driving from a young age Harry.My parents used to tell me to work hard in school and all the rest,but I didn’t.My mum said she didn’t push my two sisters,as it didn’t work with me.Hence my sisters went on to be school teachers,and I went on to drive lorries.
Cheers Dave.
Don’t knock it Dave, quite a few goodlooking, brainy, inteligent, modest, shy, men have been lorry drivers.
There’s also a few ugly hairy arsed blokes driving lorries as well Norm.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Who sent you my picture ■■, come on own up I’ll get him
Wasn’t thinking of you Harry,as this one isn’t wearing glasses.
