Norman Ingram:
Either that Dave, or he has a aweful lot of beer cans with string clogging up his home.
hiya,
I have a little old mobile on pay as you go I loaded Ā£20 on it in March
and thereās over a tenner still left thatās the amount of interest I have
with my mobile I only carry it when out in the car, Iāve usually got to
dial it on the land line to find it before I go out if I havenāt driven for
a day or two, Norm just got no yearnings for modern day gadgetry in
fact can live well enough without it, if I lived on my own I wouldnāt
even bother with a tele a little old radio would do for me, and yes I
do get a free television licence so itās not the licence fee, maybe Iām
a dinosaur in 2012.
thanks harry, long retired.
I can text Harry,but prefer not to.I dislike places like Doctors surgeries texting to remind about appointments etc.I told the hospital where I go for check ups to stop texting me after they sent one reminding me of an appointment.I do use my mobile phone much more than my land line,as I have free calls on my mobile to landlines.Iām not into the fancy phones,just a basic job suits me.
Have thought about getting a laptop instead of using this desktop PC,but if I did I would be watching the TV and typing even more rubbish than I do at the moment,so might stay as I am. Tracy has a laptop,but I would probably drop the thing and wreck it,if I got one.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave this is my fourth laptop and this one is about knackered thereās no sound
on it so canāt use Skype it isnāt ajustment that is needed it is major surgery so I
donāt bother have had it looked at but when he did the sucking in of the breath
when I asked him how much would it cost to repair I didnāt bother and just use
it without sound, not as if Iām chatting over the garden wall is it.
thanks harry, long retired.
If the laptop does everything you need it for Harry,there is no point in spending money on it.I do listen to music on this one,also watch some lorry related stuff on youtube,so the sound is handy then.But 90% of the time I donāt need sound.
Cheers Dave.
itās nearly xmas harry , ask the good lady to buy you an iPad , even i can manage mine they are so simple . damned good camera for Skype and a long battery life so you can take it down to the shed when youāre in bother with the wife , cheers , dave
rigsby:
itās nearly xmas harry , ask the good lady to buy you an iPad , even i can manage mine they are so simple . damned good camera for Skype and a long battery life so you can take it down to the shed when youāre in bother with the wife , cheers , dave
If he gets one of those Dave,he will be in the dog house,let alone the shed.
Cheers Dave.
rigsby:
itās nearly xmas harry , ask the good lady to buy you an iPad , even i can manage mine they are so simple . damned good camera for Skype and a long battery life so you can take it down to the shed when youāre in bother with the wife , cheers , dave
If he gets one of those Dave,he will be in the dog house,let alone the shed.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Is an an I pad something that a pirate wears.āAr Jim lad donāt e knock it off all at one goā,
if so I had to wear one of them when I got a piece of rock in my eye a couple of years ago
if so Iāve still got it somewhere, the wife said I looked like Captain Jack Sparrow, I think.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry you old so and so, by golly you would need a long neck to talk to me over the garden wall, in fact it would have to be approx 210 miles long. I do hope you never get a pain in it!
Norman Ingram:
Harry you old so and so, by golly you would need a long neck to talk to me over the garden wall, in fact it would have to be approx 210 miles long. I do hope you never get a pain in it!
hiya,
Norm funny you should say that Iāve often been told Iām a pain in the neck,
also a pain in the arse, usually by her who must be obeyed, I wonder if she
means it ā ā , I suppose she does she doesnāt tell lies.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Harry you old so and so, by golly you would need a long neck to talk to me over the garden wall, in fact it would have to be approx 210 miles long. I do hope you never get a pain in it!
hiya,
Norm funny you should say that Iāve often been told Iām a pain in the neck,
also a pain in the arse, usually by her who must be obeyed, I wonder if she
means it ā ā , I suppose she does she doesnāt tell lies.
thanks harry, long retired.
They never tell lies and must be obeyed at all times.Let them think that and you might lead a peaceful life.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Harry you old so and so, by golly you would need a long neck to talk to me over the garden wall, in fact it would have to be approx 210 miles long. I do hope you never get a pain in it!
hiya,
Norm funny you should say that Iāve often been told Iām a pain in the neck,
also a pain in the arse, usually by her who must be obeyed, I wonder if she
means it ā ā , I suppose she does she doesnāt tell lies.
thanks harry, long retired.
They never tell lies and must be obeyed at all times.Let them think that and you might lead a peaceful life.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Alas Dave too old to be any other way now no fight left and the running
legs are long gone both absolutely necessary if you even consider going
down the road of disobeying and accusing them of telling porkies.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Harry you old so and so, by golly you would need a long neck to talk to me over the garden wall, in fact it would have to be approx 210 miles long. I do hope you never get a pain in it!
hiya,
Norm funny you should say that Iāve often been told Iām a pain in the neck,
also a pain in the arse, usually by her who must be obeyed, I wonder if she
means it ā ā , I suppose she does she doesnāt tell lies.
thanks harry, long retired.
They never tell lies and must be obeyed at all times.Let them think that and you might lead a peaceful life.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Alas Dave too old to be any other way now no fight left and the running
legs are long gone both absolutely necessary if you even consider going
down the road of disobeying and accusing them of telling porkies.
thanks harry, long retired.
You are still artful enough to outwit most of them on these forums Harry.I donāt think you are incapable of outwitting a femaleā¦just yet.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Thank you Dave for your show of confidence but on this occasion I think Iāll pass
I donāt rate my chances in the āpushing ones luckā stakes against her indoors but
another guy yes I will chance my arm a guy, he can only give me a thick ear but
the old girl would be capable of making my life a misery for as little or as long as
she chooses, Dave I just aintā that brave.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Thank you Dave for your show of confidence but on this occasion I think Iāll pass
I donāt rate my chances in the āpushing ones luckā stakes against her indoors but
another guy yes I will chance my arm a guy, he can only give me a thick ear but
the old girl would be capable of making my life a misery for as little or as long as
she chooses, Dave I just aintā that brave.
thanks harry, long retired.
Like nasty dogs Harry,best left aloneā¦unless you are brave enough to give them a pat and a stroke.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave what would I do without your advice could I employ you in the
capacity of marriage guidance fellahā my track record proves Iām a bit
rubbish where the opposite ā ā ā are concerned although Iāve managed
to cope with this one for forty years next Valentines day.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave what would I do without your advice could I employ you in the
capacity of marriage guidance fellahā my track record proves Iām a bit
rubbish where the opposite ā ā ā are concerned although Iāve managed
to cope with this one for forty years next Valentines day.
thanks harry, long retired.
I would be about as much use at marriage guidance Harry,as a sunroof would be on a motorbikeā¦
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave what would I do without your advice could I employ you in the
capacity of marriage guidance fellahā my track record proves Iām a bit
rubbish where the opposite ā ā ā are concerned although Iāve managed
to cope with this one for forty years next Valentines day.
thanks harry, long retired.
I would be about as much use at marriage guidance Harry,as a sunroof would be on a motorbikeā¦
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Yeaā Dave and me of equal use as an ashtray on the sidecar.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave what would I do without your advice could I employ you in the
capacity of marriage guidance fellahā my track record proves Iām a bit
rubbish where the opposite ā ā ā are concerned although Iāve managed
to cope with this one for forty years next Valentines day.
thanks harry, long retired.
I would be about as much use at marriage guidance Harry,as a sunroof would be on a motorbikeā¦
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Yeaā Dave and me of equal use as an ashtray on the sidecar.
thanks harry, long retired.
Perhaps we could set up a TNUK lonely hearts club Harry.All we need is a load of keen women to appeal to the shy lads.
Cheers Dave.
New advert aspirinās can increase your love lift, always keep a box with you! this could work, for when they say not tonight darling I have a headache, swift as a flash you can cure the little darlings.
Norman Ingram:
New advert aspirinās can increase your love lift, always keep a box with you! this could work, for when they say not tonight darling I have a headache, swift as a flash you can cure the little darlings.
I donāt think you would qualify for the shy ladās lonely hearts club Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
New advert aspirinās can increase your love lift, always keep a box with you! this could work, for when they say not tonight darling I have a headache, swift as a flash you can cure the little darlings.
I donāt think you would qualify for the shy ladās lonely hearts club Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Donāt want to Dave, I was shy in my early teens, I changed, for I was missing out on the girls. never regreted it, whoopeee
Norman Ingram:
New advert aspirinās can increase your love lift, always keep a box with you! this could work, for when they say not tonight darling I have a headache, swift as a flash you can cure the little darlings.
I donāt think you would qualify for the shy ladās lonely hearts club Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Donāt want to Dave, I was shy in my early teens, I changed, for I was missing out on the girls. never regreted it, whoopeee
When I was in my teens Norm I spent most of my time workingā¦and trying to persuade girls to have a ride on my motorbike. Very little success until I bought a van.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
New advert aspirinās can increase your love lift, always keep a box with you! this could work, for when they say not tonight darling I have a headache, swift as a flash you can cure the little darlings.
I donāt think you would qualify for the shy ladās lonely hearts club Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Donāt want to Dave, I was shy in my early teens, I changed, for I was missing out on the girls. never regreted it, whoopeee
When I was in my teens Norm I spent most of my time workingā¦and trying to persuade girls to have a ride on my motorbike. Very little success until I bought a van.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I wish Iād missed out on a few birds in my time.
thanks harry, long retired.
