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harry_gill:
hiya,
A bit like the six foot woman and the three foot dwarf,
when they was toe to toe his nose was in it,
and when they was nose to nose his toes was in it. :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

They obviously didnā€™t see eye to eye Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
A bit like the six foot woman and the three foot dwarf,
when they was toe to toe his nose was in it,
and when they was nose to nose his toes was in it. :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

They obviously didnā€™t see eye to eye Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
Just about managed seeing eye to eye Dave but
only when nose to nose.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
A bit like the six foot woman and the three foot dwarf,
when they was toe to toe his nose was in it,
and when they was nose to nose his toes was in it. :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

They obviously didnā€™t see eye to eye Harry. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

Hiya,
Just about managed seeing eye to eye Dave but
only when nose to nose.
thanks harry, long retired.

When cleaning the fluff out of the belly button Harry.
Cheers Dave.

464

hiya,
Ahā€™ yes dave the annual ā€œbelly button de-fluffing routineā€
I do it while my car is being MOTā€™d , I like to do it then,
car needs insuring, time to change my underpants,
car needs taxing, time for clean socks, itā€™s called
memory association, a good routine you never forget.
thanks harry, long retired.

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harry_gill:
hiya,
Ahā€™ yes dave the annual ā€œbelly button de-fluffing routineā€
I do it while my car is being MOTā€™d , I like to do it then,
car needs insuring, time to change my underpants,
car needs taxing, time for clean socks, itā€™s called
memory association, a good routine you never forget.
thanks harry, long retired.

A ā– ā– ā– ā–  good system you have there Harry,you should get it patented before someone pinches the idea.There are a lot of entrepreneurs on here .
Cheers Dave.

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harry_gill:
hiya,
Ahā€™ yes dave the annual ā€œbelly button de-fluffing routineā€
I do it while my car is being MOTā€™d , I like to do it then,
car needs insuring, time to change my underpants,
car needs taxing, time for clean socks, itā€™s called
memory association, a good routine you never forget.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry what would you do if you have no car like me! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Ahā€™ yes dave the annual ā€œbelly button de-fluffing routineā€
I do it while my car is being MOTā€™d , I like to do it then,
car needs insuring, time to change my underpants,
car needs taxing, time for clean socks, itā€™s called
memory association, a good routine you never forget.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry what would you do if you have no car like me! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm Iā€™ll use loads of deodorants and just hope people will still speak to me.
thanks harry, long retired

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Harry they would alway talk to you, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: if you had too much of a aroma :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: they might limit it to long distance phone calls! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Harry they would alway talk to you, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: if you had too much of a aroma :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: they might limit it to long distance phone calls! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm Iā€™m aware that Skype thingy (which Iā€™ve lost) is very clever
but does it transfer the odour of sweaty feet over the airwaves,
if I ever get it to work again I better wash the old ā€œplatesā€ before
I make contact otherwise you might shutdown before I manage
to get my message over, bloody marvellous is new technology, :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

470

Harry you would lose your head if it was not secured to your body. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Yesterday I could not get on trucknet, and another site came upā€™ saying that the name trucknet was suspended until renewal or deletation, I tried to email you, but the postmaster said it was unable to deliver. :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: So I thought Harry is got himself in to a mess, :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and wiped everything out again, including skype. :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: I do hope you have not been treating your laptop :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: like you did your lorry boys :question: with the knotted rope I mean, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: they do not stand up to that treatment. :wink: :wink: :wink: Norman

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hiya,
Norm my head is removable by taking a large Nut and Bolt from my neck,
I was created in a cellar by Frankenstein.
thanks harry, long retired.

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Donā€™t believe that Harry :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you are not tall enough, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and Frankenstein couldnā€™t drive. :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Also he never drank, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: the nearest to him, is dracular. Tell me Harry do you drink on a night when the moon is full, if you didnā€™t you could be a werewolf! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Donā€™t believe that Harry :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: you are not tall enough, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and Frankenstein couldnā€™t drive. :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Also he never drank, :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: the nearest to him, is dracular. Tell me Harry do you drink on a night when the moon is full, if you didnā€™t you could be a werewolf! :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
ā€œyou are not tall enoughā€
Is that a nice way of calling me a ā€œshort arsed gitā€ Norm.
thanks harry, long retired.

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Harry I would never call you that, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: one or two other names come to mind, :wink: :wink: :wink: but I will keep them to myself. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I am a little suspicious, Ang is busy, now Dave gone missing, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang is in to old bangers, Dave is in to welsh wagons, :confused: :confused: :confused: never the twain shall meet! Hmm I wonder if that is true. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:
Harry I would never call you that, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: one or two other names come to mind, :wink: :wink: :wink: but I will keep them to myself. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I am a little suspicious, Ang is busy, now Dave gone missing, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang is in to old bangers, Dave is in to welsh wagons, :confused: :confused: :confused: never the twain shall meet! Hmm I wonder if that is true. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Howay Norm donā€™t keep me in suspension what are the other
derogotery names you have stored away for me, thereā€™s one
sure thing Iā€™ll dare bet on you wonā€™t have a listed name which
I havenā€™t been called previously. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

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Norman Ingram:
Harry I would never call you that, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: one or two other names come to mind, :wink: :wink: :wink: but I will keep them to myself. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I am a little suspicious, Ang is busy, now Dave gone missing, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang is in to old bangers, Dave is in to welsh wagons, :confused: :confused: :confused: never the twain shall meet! Hmm I wonder if that is true. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I ainā€™t missing Norm.I just had a few days on the coastal trail.
Cheers Dave.

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Well as you asked nicely Harry, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Northern Nutcase, Pudding face Pillock, :wink: :wink: :wink: Handsome Harry, :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: I must be mellowing in my old age. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I would never call you that, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: one or two other names come to mind, :wink: :wink: :wink: but I will keep them to myself. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I am a little suspicious, Ang is busy, now Dave gone missing, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang is in to old bangers, Dave is in to welsh wagons, :confused: :confused: :confused: never the twain shall meet! Hmm I wonder if that is true. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I ainā€™t missing Norm.I just had a few days on the coastal trail.
Cheers Dave.

I do not know Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang turns up, then you at the same time! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I would never call you that, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: one or two other names come to mind, :wink: :wink: :wink: but I will keep them to myself. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I am a little suspicious, Ang is busy, now Dave gone missing, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang is in to old bangers, Dave is in to welsh wagons, :confused: :confused: :confused: never the twain shall meet! Hmm I wonder if that is true. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I ainā€™t missing Norm.I just had a few days on the coastal trail.
Cheers Dave.

I do not know Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang turns up, then you at the same time! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Canā€™t manage two women Norm.My camera person is the only woman I can manage.I just flirt with the others. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry I would never call you that, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: one or two other names come to mind, :wink: :wink: :wink: but I will keep them to myself. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: I am a little suspicious, Ang is busy, now Dave gone missing, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang is in to old bangers, Dave is in to welsh wagons, :confused: :confused: :confused: never the twain shall meet! Hmm I wonder if that is true. :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I ainā€™t missing Norm.I just had a few days on the coastal trail.
Cheers Dave.

I do not know Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: Ang turns up, then you at the same time! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Canā€™t manage two women Norm.My camera person is the only woman I can manage.I just flirt with the others. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

I know Dave, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: but it might fool the rest! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: