Norman Ingram:
Dave I never get on with the photo bucket, emails and attachments I send all over the world, I sent a lot of photo’s to Chris IOM and he put them up, also my daughter done it, but said it was such a effort, they have supposed to made it a lot easier on here, but I tried four times, got my gallery, clicked on the photo and it started to work, but then said this file is invaled.
hiya,
Norm a friend of mine and a family member have attempted to show
me how to post pictures, they both called it a day adding you can’t put
anything where there is nothing there to start with, they must’nt have
touched a raw nerve though cos’ I didn’t explode, so you’ll just have to
put up with my written drivel until I can afford a new brain transplant.
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry if you got a brain, you might lose all that lovely humour!
hiya,
Did’nt one of the characters in the Wizard of Oz not have a brain
and if my memory is still working, wasn’t he quite a nice chap.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Did’nt one of the characters in the Wizard of Oz not have a brain
and if my memory is still working, wasn’t he quite a nice chap.
thanks harry, long retired.
Yes he was, but you don’t want to be like him, for if you fall out with you wife, she might accidently drop a match on you, better to be the tin man, Harry that would make you a real canny man.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Did’nt one of the characters in the Wizard of Oz not have a brain
and if my memory is still working, wasn’t he quite a nice chap.
thanks harry, long retired.
Yes he was, but you don’t want to be like him, for if you fall out with you wife, she might accidently drop a match on you, better to be the tin man, Harry that would make you a real canny man.
hiya,
“TIN” man, "CAN"ny man, Norm that must have made
your head hurt thinking that one up.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Did’nt one of the characters in the Wizard of Oz not have a brain
and if my memory is still working, wasn’t he quite a nice chap.
thanks harry, long retired.
Yes he was, but you don’t want to be like him, for if you fall out with you wife, she might accidently drop a match on you, better to be the tin man, Harry that would make you a real canny man.
hiya,
“TIN” man, "CAN"ny man, Norm that must have made
your head hurt thinking that one up.
thanks harry, long retired.
No Harry it came to me in a flash, I knew you would like it, because they talk like that up you way and over the border.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Wah Nosser thoose a funny tarker ah divvant kna wi larned ye hoo ta tark.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well old boy, it all seem the same to us down here, toodle pip old chap, I have a meeting with my bank manager, he wants to borrow some money, I told him to approach you Harry old dear, one of the biggest fiddlers ever to grace Lancastershire and move to Durham, and said to given lessons to Chris of the IOM PS hope I didn’t drop you in it Johnnie for tell me!
harry_gill:
hiya,
Wah Nosser thoose a funny tarker ah divvant kna wi larned ye hoo ta tark.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well old boy, it all seem the same to us down here, toodle pip old chap, I have a meeting with my bank manager, he wants to borrow some money, I told him to approach you Harry old dear, one of the biggest fiddlers ever to grace Lancastershire and move to Durham, and said to given lessons to Chris of the IOM PS hope I didn’t drop you in it Johnnie for tell me!
hiya,
Told ya Norm thu cannot tark proppa.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Wah Nosser thoose a funny tarker ah divvant kna wi larned ye hoo ta tark.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well old boy, it all seem the same to us down here, toodle pip old chap, I have a meeting with my bank manager, he wants to borrow some money, I told him to approach you Harry old dear, one of the biggest fiddlers ever to grace Lancastershire and move to Durham, and said to given lessons to Chris of the IOM PS hope I didn’t drop you in it Johnnie for tell me!
hiya,
Told ya Norm thu cannot tark proppa.
thanks harry, long retired.
Thaat ain’t right mate, foweer I whas tort prohoper inglissh at skool!
harry_gill:
hiya,
Wah Nosser thoose a funny tarker ah divvant kna wi larned ye hoo ta tark.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well old boy, it all seem the same to us down here, toodle pip old chap, I have a meeting with my bank manager, he wants to borrow some money, I told him to approach you Harry old dear, one of the biggest fiddlers ever to grace Lancastershire and move to Durham, and said to given lessons to Chris of the IOM PS hope I didn’t drop you in it Johnnie for tell me!
hiya,
Told ya Norm thu cannot tark proppa.
thanks harry, long retired.
Thaat ain’t right mate, foweer I whas tort prohoper inglissh at skool!
hiya,
Just like I said Norm, the truth will out you cannot speak like what i do.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Wah Nosser thoose a funny tarker ah divvant kna wi larned ye hoo ta tark.
thanks harry, long retired.
Well old boy, it all seem the same to us down here, toodle pip old chap, I have a meeting with my bank manager, he wants to borrow some money, I told him to approach you Harry old dear, one of the biggest fiddlers ever to grace Lancastershire and move to Durham, and said to given lessons to Chris of the IOM PS hope I didn’t drop you in it Johnnie for tell me!
hiya,
Told ya Norm thu cannot tark proppa.
thanks harry, long retired.
Thaat ain’t right mate, foweer I whas tort prohoper inglissh at skool!
hiya,
Just like I said Norm, the truth will out you cannot speak like what i do.
thanks harry, long retired.
hiya,
Norman with me having moved from the West side of the Pennines
to the East side of the Pennines I suppose I could claim to have what
could be a mid Pennine accent, which I’ve been reliably informed by
several young ladies sounds very ■■■■,so there, now do you want to
“tark like what I do”.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Norman with me having moved from the West side of the Pennines
to the East side of the Pennines I suppose I could claim to have what
could be a mid Pennine accent, which I’ve been reliably informed by
several young ladies sounds very ■■■■,so there, now do you want to
“tark like what I do”.
thanks harry, long retired.
Sorry mate, but I have always found actions instead of words, stay longer in the minds of romantic ladies! always leave them happy and smiling.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Norman with me having moved from the West side of the Pennines
to the East side of the Pennines I suppose I could claim to have what
could be a mid Pennine accent, which I’ve been reliably informed by
several young ladies sounds very ■■■■,so there, now do you want to
“tark like what I do”.
thanks harry, long retired.
Sorry mate, but I have always found actions instead of words, stay longer in the minds of romantic ladies! always leave them happy and smiling.
hiya,
Yes a smile on their face is a must, always leave them smiling,
just so long as you remember to “leave em’” the person who said
that two people can live as cheaply as one must have been as daft
as brush, or money was no object.
thanks harry, long retired.
hiya,
A bit like the six foot woman and the three foot dwarf,
when they was toe to toe his nose was in it,
and when they was nose to nose his toes was in it.
thanks harry, long retired.