Despite my best efforts
smoking
drinking
salt on everything
allergic to excercise
I had my medical for my licence renewal today
slightly raised blood pressure but probably due to the man flu I have at the moment (the female doctor misdiagnosed it as a cold)
a touch of artheritis in my fingers- apart from that the official verdict from the Doctor
Is I am
The Doctor:
disgustingly healthy
for a 50 yr old man
Oh congratulations 
Do your knees click and crunch when you squat down then straighten up? If youâre allergic to exercise, how do you get to the pub and back?
Saratoga:
Oh congratulationsDo your knees click and crunch when you squat down then straighten up? If youâre allergic to exercise, how do you get to the pub and back?
no click or crunch- but a definate Ouch as my back protested⌠as to the pub I was sensible and bought a house within crawling distance (on the way home)
A few friends have done that Seems the best way to do it. Iâm on the wrong side of the city for such things but cycling home does sober me up as does walking home inebriated. Sobering up when Iâve taken the wrong road home andâŚ
Well, yeah
So youâre good for heavies for another 5 years then? 
Did she emphasise âdisgustingâ 
Youâre only 50? Yeah right!