I had an agency class 2 driver in on Friday, nice easy job, take an empty 18t from Depot in Southampton to Catford, load empty cages and return to depot. Not a very taxing day by any stretch of the imagination. Agency send me a driver who has only had his licence since March, not a problem we all have to start somewhere, we self insure so I can take on drivers with any expierence and at any age.
Driver turns up 20 minutes late…not a good start…was only an 8am start, not silly o clock. show him brand new 18t, never been on the road in anger, only delivered 14 hours before. Tell him where he has to go, round M25 to A21, follow A21 to catford. Ah, dont know that area, is that M25 towards M1, No M25 anti clock, Which way is anticlock. By this time I am starting to wonder what planet this muppet is from.
Finally get him away by about 9am, should be at Catford by 12 at the latest. Phone him at 12, You there yet mate. Not yet. Where are you. Not sure. What do you mean not sure. I think I’m on the A3. Inside or outside of the M25. Inside, But am on my way back out to M25, I took a wrong turn. You dont say!!
Phone him an hour later, how you getting on? Just on the A23. Uh, what you doing on the A23. On my way to Catford. Not via the A23 you aint. Thats what you told me. No it wasnt, I said M25 to A21. Oh, I will turn round and get back on the M25 then.
Finally get a call at 14.00, I’m at Catford. So where did you take your break then. What Break. Well it has taken you 5 hours to get there, you must have taken a break. No I am going to take it on my way home. How do you work that out driver, you have been on the go for 5 hours!(silence) Just load it up and get back here asap.
15.00 he decides to leave catford. Phone him at 17.30, just by Gulidford.What the [zb] you doing at Guildford. Thought I would take the scenic route!
Now by this time I am having a serious sense of humour failure, I cannot leave work until this muppet has bought our wagon back.
He finally pulls in at 19.30 driving like Jenson Button (not a good way to impress me) and looking like a failed ■■■■ star with the shades on and shirt off. Now most of us have enough sense to put our shirts back on b4 we get back to the yard, not this egit.
Needless to say his agency will only get paid 8 hours.
When you work as a driver we are paid not only on our ability to drive a truck but also on the knowledge we hold about the best way to get somewhere, this guy (in his mid 20s) was not in the slightest bit intrested about the true job as a driver, all he wanted to do was to pose in a big lorry.
No wonder agecy drivers get bad name!!!