Apologies if this has been covered before but the DHL thread got me thinking about company names and the unofficial names that we drivers give them.Not just haulage companies but also the places we deliver like “Tossco” and “Aldi cks”
So come on lets see what you all have ![:question: :question:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/question.png?v=12)
BKG transport = Better Keep Going
Ralph Davies = Cheltenham Airways
OK my head hurts now so over to you… ![:wink: :wink:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/wink.png?v=12)
Cranleigh Freight Services = Criminals From Surrey.
Aston Clinton Haulage = Aids, Crabs and Herpes or Andy Cap Haulage
Legal Note: These are names I have heard these companies called and does not reflect my personal opinion of them. ![:smiley: :smiley:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/smiley.png?v=12)
Hall and Pickles = Cheese and Pickles (Steel stockholders IIRC)
Seafrance = Sea Chance/ Sea Slug
Norbert Dentresangle = Nobbly Dressingtable
What obscenity did your lot refer to the Coutances by MM? The only one I can get through the censor here is “that bloody tub”…it was downhill from there dependent on the weather. ![:open_mouth: :open_mouth:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/open_mouth.png?v=12)
montana man:
Norbert Dentresangle = Nobbly Dressingtable
My favourite was always Sherbet Distresstriangle ![:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/stuck_out_tongue.png?v=12)
Norbert Dentressangle… Nobrot Dirtbagstranglers. ![:laughing: :laughing:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/laughing.png?v=12)
jammys ex-hell always made me laugh
![:laughing: :laughing:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/laughing.png?v=12)
montana man:
Lucy:
What obscenity did your lot refer to the Coutances by MM? The only one I can get through the censor here is “that bloody tub”…it was downhill from there dependent on the weather. ![:open_mouth: :open_mouth:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/open_mouth.png?v=12)
“The Croutons” in hope it would stay afloat like its namesake…
![:wink: :wink:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/wink.png?v=12)
other than that nothing suitable for this forum
![:wink: :wink:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/wink.png?v=12)
I always thought the old Coutances was a bloody good ship…
S&K Haulage down in Barry … Sick & Knackered
D H L = ■■■■ Heads Limited.
for there planning chaos,
Formation Freight = Billy Smarts Circus.
banks’s brewery = tamar brewery
as in “ta mar job mate go so yim” (must have black country accent
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jon
as a born and bred black country boy?, it doe mek sense t me neither,
as a great fan of anuck and ayli,can we have a queens english version as well.