So come on all you Ontime Bods, who gave the keys of a new Ferrari to some scumbag posing as a salesman? 
and then watched him drive off into the distance 
I bet that would get them spluttering in Maranello 
Was it anyone I might know?
Don’t you wish it were so!!!■■?
That would be SOME mate to have!!!
BTW, could he get me a Macca F1? I need to get from A to Z fairly sharpish some days…