New Renault Premium has defeated me

I think that is just a poor translation and actually means Driver Error :stuck_out_tongue:

Here are some more!

“Drop your pants here for best results.”
-sign at a dry cleaning store in Tokyo

“We take your bags and send them in all directions.”
-sign at a Scandinavian airport

“Ladies may have a fit upstairs.”
-sign at a dry cleaning store in Bangkok

“Please leave your values at the front desk.”
-sign in a hotel in Paris.

“Here speeching American.”
-sign in a Moroccan shop.

“No smoothen the lion.”
-sign in a zoo in the Czech Republic.

“The lift is being fixed. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.”
-sign in Bucharest hotel lobby

“Teeth extracted by latest methodists.”
-sign in Hong Kong dentist’s office.

“STOP! Drive Sideways.”
-detour sign in Japan.

“Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.”
-sign in a Rome laundry.

“If you consider our help impolite, you should see the manager.”
-sign in an Athens hotel.

“Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.”
-on the menu of a Swiss restaurant

“It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.”
-in a Bangkok temple

“Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.”
-window of a Swedish furrier

“Specialist in women and other diseases.”
-doctor’s office in Rome

“When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.”
-car rental brochure in Tokyo.

Malcolm … Are you tobyabc1234 !!
:slight_smile: x

So what are these new 460’s like then? I had a 450 and thought it was a very good engine.

Steve-o:
So what are these new 460’s like then? I had a 450 and thought it was a very good engine.

I don’t think the extra 10 bhp is going to set the world alight, but I have noticed that the new FH is also a 460 so make of that what you will.

Ken.

Quinny:

Steve-o:
So what are these new 460’s like then? I had a 450 and thought it was a very good engine.

I don’t think the extra 10 bhp is going to set the world alight, but I have noticed that the new FH is also a 460 so make of that what you will.

Ken.

I’ll say one thing. The 460 horses in the Renaults must be fed on something different to the ones that Mercedes use!

Steve-o:
So what are these new 460’s like then? I had a 450 and thought it was a very good engine.

I can tell you that the 460 dxi is a real pulling machine. It handled my 45 tonne ( :open_mouth: ) with no fuss at all, but like Ken says, the 450 isn’t noticeably any different.

Rob K:
:shock:

Where the [zb] is the steering column adjuster■■? :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth:

I think where it always used to be, on the floor to the right of the seat front, you put yer foot on it and give it a waggle :grimacing:

papermonkey:

Rob K:
:shock:

Where the [zb] is the steering column adjuster■■? :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth:

I think where it always used to be, on the floor to the right of the seat front, you put yer foot on it and give it a waggle :grimacing:

No, that’s a cup holder recess now (yes, seriously). :open_mouth:

Rob K:

papermonkey:

Rob K:
:shock:

Where the [zb] is the steering column adjuster■■? :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth:

I think where it always used to be, on the floor to the right of the seat front, you put yer foot on it and give it a waggle :grimacing:

No, that’s a cup holder recess now (yes, seriously). :open_mouth:

Its for a fire extinguisher :smiley: - The factory supplied one fits properly - others seem either slightly too short or too long

Steve

neversweat1:

Rob K:

papermonkey:

Rob K:
:shock:

Where the [zb] is the steering column adjuster■■? :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth: :confused: :open_mouth:

I think where it always used to be, on the floor to the right of the seat front, you put yer foot on it and give it a waggle :grimacing:

No, that’s a cup holder recess now (yes, seriously). :open_mouth:

Its for a fire extinguisher :smiley: - The factory supplied one fits properly - others seem either slightly too short or too long

Steve

I’ve been putting my brew in there when getting in the cab or supping it whilst being loaded/tipped. :stuck_out_tongue: