You know I said I was going to work for Stobart back in April and you all thought I was joking? Well the day has come, I’ve my lovely G400 manual low cab, Dawn Marie. It’s a real beauty to drive and much better than my previous shed.
Dont believe ya, your not dressed like a pixie…
Who’s a lucky lad then 
I’m sure you’ll have it very cosy in no time at all, bit cramped for full time living though I would have thought ?
Regards
Dave Penn;
And wait till Bertie Comments on his new truck I think it will refer to your parentage or lack of 
nice looking motor,is that
Are you having your Elve uniform specally tailored by super dry !
Must try harder Luke! 
“Holly” is now on match.com looking for a new driver and weeping washer fluid.
44 Tonne Ton:
Must try harder Luke!
Driving Dawn Marie, my new beauty
OMG YOU ARE LIKE THEEE BEST DRIVER IN THE WORLD TO BE GIVEN THAT TRUCK
secretly i hope you crashed that hump of garbage
I have only ever seen that facial expression when you wake up to find that January jones lookalike you took to bed seems to have morphed in to dot cotton.
A little bit of Strike breaking then Switch!!
Really? It’s just a truck! Not a very good one at that. The real top stobbies get volvos…
dessy:
A little bit of Strike breaking then Switch!!
My look how plasticcy those Scania interiors are!
E’s a nutter
yiddo1975:
Really? It’s just a truck! Not a very good one at that. The real top stobbies get volvos…
He’s got to start on the lowest rung of the “ELITE” ladder I would assume! A bit of “Brown-noseing” will get Switch a Volvo or the Ultimate!! New spanking Actros!!
Lol, I can’t comment but how are you getting back Luke as that wagon only looks strong enough for a ‘one way trip’ … The truth is out there!!!
Hope you had a good shower afterwards !!
£12000 for that ? 
