The last time I was at Bulletins was the Perenporth it was 1976/7 how I remember while we were there with our 3 lads ELVIS Presley died ,my wife’s favorite singer ,it did not spoil my day!
Back then we had a MORRIS OXFORD, it took about 10 hrs drive through the night from Banbury, the kids asleep on the back seat, once they were awake,on the downward hills I used to knock her out of bolt [gear]and get them to jump up and down ,as to save petrol, I used to tell them I would give them money for every mile they saved, and I did, generously ,we did not have a lot of cash only the wage and holiday pay ,none spare,the holiday was paid by the wifes shop work.
.I don’t know if it was being a lorry driver back then ,but I always seemed to find aggravation from other people you have never seen before OR it was constantly being on the ball and not let anyone take the ■■■■ even if they were not [get in first]
It was around 7 oclock Saturday morning we had just arrived at PERINPORTH it was time to feed the kids breakfast as we could not get in the camp until 2pm,BURGER KING was just the job, untill this very jobs worth person come over to me just as the car was emptying,and said you cannot park here…the verbal exchange was very colorful,but he left to get reinforcements no doubt,what he did not know my brother rolled up with his family,also a friend with family the car park was filing up
I often wondered if he had been told by others, or it was his party piece just to ■■■■ us [emmits] off on holiday.
Back to Skegness I got carried away then ,the holiday turned out good they had a flowing swimming pool that was good fun,better than punching up the road,well for then .
There was a walk tunnel under the road that led to another side of the camp, we did not see before because of the direction we drove in to the camp .
On the other side of the road unseen by us there was a football park, and a large sports hall, also a massive acerage caravan park.
As you drive to Butlins through the town, there are caravans parks on both sides of the road it is Caravan-ville like they are everywhere.
I had no interest at all in caravans I was watching the lads playing football ,eventually my son comes back ,and straight away said to me, would you like to look around one of the new caravans,my reply, why the zb would I look around a caravan,we stayed in enough on holidays ,he then said dad,there is a lot of money to made owning caravans, revenue, for the year.
That was the SEED SOWN but i did not know it at the time, I did look around and this chap was waffling, and like normal, I took no notice
Even when I was driving, and asking directions, I never really listen to what was being said ,why ,I have no idea.
To be honest, I had not the lightest idea what my lad was up to this chap gave him lots of paper work,books ,spread sheets, lots of yessing in their office,■■■■ as part of the drill [I have/had no idea what my son has in mind] there was allso this dolly bird there, and she was fit, [the bait
.My son was single…after about a hour,hands were shaken and away we went.
It turns out my sons were working on a military base near by refurbishing accommodation for service families and all the lads are staying on a caravan site, in SKEGGNESS nearest to the job ,so he knows what price he is paying for them all,and he then tells me about the money to be made by owning caravans on a site.
I COULD BORE YOU TO DEATH ,IF I AM NOT ALLREADY my head was in the end full of pound notes [easy cash]
All the spread sheets they had given us to look over,they made good reading and [ONPAPER ]they made sense even to me i could see the amount of income earned by one caravan in one season[rose tinted glasses].
Was very good,then we got into the [talking] what if we had 4 caravans never need worry about money again,
We were told that they had 4 free pitches[caravan sites] on the site within the Butlins main area.as they had decided to have more caravans on site ,why not before I do not know,as they would be very handy near the tunnel for people to walk under the road linking up both sites…
THE Holiday over ,I went home absolutely full of it the answer to never have to work again in some job I did not like, I hoped.
The lads had finished working in Lancaster,so basically I had nothing to do all though I was still getting paid a sum, but not as much, and that was really appreciated, I realized how lucky I had been.
The thought of owning and running 4 caravans, did not go down very well with my wife.
Basically it come down to ,do we struggle until I get my pension or do we try a new adventure with a income or me go and find a labouring job or if not give the caravans a go. That was the2 choices.
Things got very tense for some time at home,also telling my wifes parents, they were not pleased, and my wife got upset,as they rightly thought that we had moved up north near them so as they would have a daughter to look after them in later years whoops again
I was not the most popular person at that time however my wifes dad had a good head, and did see that our lives were ours and a income was still needed.
If my having that accident was the cause of my losing my licence [the doctor told me it was]I just wished i was back up the road…
I wrote Swansea, to see if I could have a medical to get my licence returned,eventually a date to go to the hospital for tests arrived,
At the hospital i was all wired up with suckers with wires attached and taken in a room and there was a treadmill type of apparatus , I was no muscle man, but I knew I was fit I knew it looked like a walking machine.
Once on the machine the operator told me from the start,keep walking and you will fell the incline increasing hold on the handles but do not lean on them and keep going untill you feel that is enough,gasping for breath.if any one suffered from a breathing complaint I do not think they would be able to do the test at all.
It was like walking up a sand dune, in flip flops with the sand flowing away from your feet ,it got very tough, in the end I had enough ,it was if I was leaning back wards ready to fall backwards by the angle of the machine…
I had no idea how it went and no indication from the operator I just had to wait as the print read out went back to Swansea.around two weeks the result was back failed, a slip saying your HGV IS REVOKED,on medical grounds, that if I wished I could go to the courts to challenge their decision etc,however I remember my doctor telling me the very first time it happened that I would never get the licence back ,a T.I.A
Is a mini stroke,however it was unpredictable, [like life ] I had now accepted it that was it…
It was now time for the change,I was sort of looking forward to the move,but as people say [research]in any kind of new venture did we…no.
It was worked out that we would have to be moved in one of the caravans by MARCH that gave us 10 months to live in one of the vans before you have to leave for 2 months of the year that applies to all static caravans ,what people do for them 2 months, who live permanent in their van is go on holiday or rent a flat ,not all people rent out their vans it is their home ,something I did not know.
First we had to pick the vans, another trip to skegness we opted for 4x 35/37 foot 6berth, with 2 beds made up in the lounge so sleep 8people,they were fitted with a gas ring cooker a oven lounge electric fire, and a fridge,a small table 2 chairs for dining. That was it.we Had to supply all the rest except mattresses .
Our first lesson of ZBme.never thought of that deposit’s had been paid ,and we had to pay the rest once the vans were on the camps pitches , no matter where we were ,yes! I know if it was some one else telling me this story ,yes I would have said tell them to stick them up their bums,
but things had gone on to far, the house was nearly sold in BLACKPOOL no going back .from that minute onwards we both started to relies we may have got this wrong…
Once home what we would need to kit each van out,as we had gone round to the lorry drivers van,the driver I met ,we had got friendly with them and they said they would help us as much as they could and they did and gave us pointers of exactly what we would need just for starters…
This bit will be boring, however what I am trying to show is that a complete novice gets caught up, if it was transport I would be fine however it was not so here goes
FOR ONE VAN= 2 double quilts,4singlequilts,12pillows,4blankets,4double sheets,8 single sheets, [double up on the sheets for a change over] modern tv.10x3 sets of different plates, 8xsets of cutlery electric kettle ,micro wave.all other cooking utensils cups, mugs,tea, towels, hand towels bath,towels . it turned out to be a massive operation ,to be honest that was not the end of it ,once we had eventually arrived at the site we needed some heating in the van we were staying we had panal electric heating put in the bedrooms ,also we had to pay for the electricity to be connected also the gas to be connected to each van all on a meter that went to the office, so we got billed for everything,my god, I had got duped by my own ,not greed, thinking this was a way out, and we had not researched as thing i blame myself. We were in and it was now to try to do the best we could.
IT was just like a driver buying a tractor unit and not having a trailer and no work and no where to park.
We did not get to the site untill nearly April as the house sale stumbled ,but it got through in the end and we had to put every stick of furniture in to storage, that cost another small mortgage.
We hired a van to take all the linen and kitchen equipment to the vans,I left the lot there in two vans and left my wife to it untill I got back in my car ,I might tell you our relation ship of years was sort getting fraught , I do not blame my wife at all it was all me, but it takes two to tango ,I expect we both could have said zb-it stay at BLACKPOOL AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.BUT WE DID NOT…