The Sarge:
I have never been one to not say something that some would says goes without saying.
Beer oāclock methinksā¦
It is, I cracked one 10 minutes ago. Oh, and I opened a beer. 
My grocery delivery better get here soon or there could be supply problems. 
Coffeeholic:
Snudger:
I donāt believe that Scania has sliding bits in its sideā¦Those curtains slide, and they are on the side.
Face it, if you are driving one of those youāre a van driver.
If it makes it easier for you to accept we could go with so-called van driver.
Doh! You are right.
Coffeeholic:
The Sarge:
I have never been one to not say something that some would says goes without saying.
Beer oāclock methinksā¦It is, I cracked one 10 minutes ago. Oh, and I opened a beer.
then you can ring in the mr vine yourself and have a rant at how your fridge is running low and you had to go with our the basics such as beer
Coffeeholic:
10-08:
Coffeeholic:
Muckaway:
Was the restricted to 30mph a joke I missed? Bloody 40 limits a joke in itself.
Sent by Iphone after eating my tea and before doing the washing up.You got an App for that?
Its called the wife
I have a wife App on my phone. Although I do believe some people refer to it as YouPorn.
Whatever you do donāt install the Girlfriend app. If the wife app discovers the Girlfriend app you are in trouble. Read this:
"Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0, and I can find no documentation on several features. For example, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Apps such as RunAnywhere 10.3 and StayOut 2.5 cause freezes.
Also, the new program has spawned a couple of unexpected child processes that have taken up a lot of space and resources. I was considering going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but there does not seem to be a ārevert to previous stateā feature.
Can you help me?
Answer:
We receive many inquiries to this perceived problem. However it is almost always the result of a common error.
Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a Utilities & Entertainment program. This is a serious misconception. Although Wife 1.0 includes many Utilities and Entertainment functions, Wife 1.0 is actually an entire Operating System. It has been designed to run everything.
Warning! Do not try to: un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disastrous, resulting in the loss of valuable system resources. You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0. Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Many have tried āworkaroundsā. These only complicate the situation. For example, some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 and found the problems persist.
Others, in an ill conceived attempt, have tried to run Girlfriend 2.0 in the background while Wife 1.0 is running. This almost always results in serious system conflicts, possibly leading to a non-recoverable system crash. We recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and adjust a few user input parameters.
I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). Should a GPF occur, the best course of action will be to push the Apologize Button then Reset Button as soon as lock-up occurs. The system will run smooth as long as you provide needed maintenance time. To free up CPU time and improve performance be certain that you have terminated your several search and scan routines.
Because each copy of Wife 1.0 is a uniquely configured system, no single manual will cover all enabled features: New users should first consult with those who have been running Wife 1.0 for many years before installing a copy yourself. You should consider joining one of our established local users group to discuss your specific configuration. Remember, the installation of Wife 1.0 can allow maximum system potential, particularly when used with supplementary applications. For example, killer apps Contentment 2.5 and Reliability 6.12a have been known to max out when run with TLC 2 and Communicator 5.0.
There are no plans for upgrades; Wife 1.0 was designed to work for a lifetime.
End of response
cliffton 27:
Coffeeholic:
The Sarge:
I have never been one to not say something that some would says goes without saying.
Beer oāclock methinksā¦It is, I cracked one 10 minutes ago. Oh, and I opened a beer.
then you can ring in the mr vine yourself and have a rant at how your fridge is running low and you had to go with our the basics such as beer
Itās here so I can avoid the Vine horror and shame.
Top money saving tip. I always look to see when they have a 2 hour window with a van in the area, they tell you because it suits their āgreen credentialsā. I then book the 8 hour window that covers those two hours for half the cost of the 2 hour window. Only once has it come outside the 2 hour slot and then only 15 minutes later.
SmashedCrabFace:
, itās the more experienced so-called professionals that are the worst drivers. Speeding, cleaning your windscreen with their barn doors as they pull back into lane one to show how pro they are, driving full speed into a line of stationary cars etc etc. New drivers tend to be more careful.
Don,t think I agree with you on that SCF, the examples you give, I have found , are usually applicable to the new young drivers, not all but I would say quite a lot, with the " I know it all you know nowt " attitude, I,ve noticed a gradual decline in the calibre over the years in terms of common sense, helping fellow-drivers, and courtesy on the road, there are some right trumpets nowadays who call themselves ādriversā,but thats maybe down to the peanuts & monkeys thing.
robroy:
SmashedCrabFace:
, itās the more experienced so-called professionals that are the worst drivers. Speeding, cleaning your windscreen with their barn doors as they pull back into lane one to show how pro they are, driving full speed into a line of stationary cars etc etc. New drivers tend to be more careful.Don,t think I agree with you on that SCF, the examples you give, I have found , are usually applicable to the new young drivers, not all but I would say quite a lot, with the " I know it all you know nowt " attitude, I,ve noticed a gradual decline in the calibre over the years in terms of common sense, helping fellow-drivers, and courtesy on the road, there are some right trumpets nowadays who call themselves ādriversā,but thats maybe down to the peanuts & monkeys thing.
Well the ones that always take off the front of my cab look well over 40 years old, also always seems to be the āolderā drivers that are in the news due to there crap driving
Coffeeholic:
cliffton 27:
Coffeeholic:
The Sarge:
I have never been one to not say something that some would says goes without saying.
Beer oāclock methinksā¦It is, I cracked one 10 minutes ago. Oh, and I opened a beer.
then you can ring in the mr vine yourself and have a rant at how your fridge is running low and you had to go with our the basics such as beer
Itās here so I can avoid the Vine horror and shame.
Top money saving tip. I always look to see when they have a 2 hour window with a van in the area, they tell you because it suits their āgreen credentialsā. I then book the 8 hour window that covers those two hours for half the cost of the 2 hour window. Only once has it come outside the 2 hour slot and then only 15 minutes later.
il remember that one in my local tesco they have cages with reduced stuff in sometimes they have beer in were 1 has smashed or the box is ripped got 8 bottles for about 3/4 quid once good times
What about the children ā ā ? were any children blown over ā ā ? and if so, how high were they ā ā ?
robroy:
SmashedCrabFace:
, itās the more experienced so-called professionals that are the worst drivers. Speeding, cleaning your windscreen with their barn doors as they pull back into lane one to show how pro they are, driving full speed into a line of stationary cars etc etc. New drivers tend to be more careful.Don,t think I agree with you on that SCF, the examples you give, I have found , are usually applicable to the new young drivers, not all but I would say quite a lot, with the " I know it all you know nowt " attitude, I,ve noticed a gradual decline in the calibre over the years in terms of common sense, helping fellow-drivers, and courtesy on the road, there are some right trumpets nowadays who call themselves ādriversā,but thats maybe down to the peanuts & monkeys thing.
noā¦ i would definately say the worst examples of driving i have come across have all been by far more experienced drivers than me.runaways,dropped trailors,etc.it is they who think they know it all and simply refuse to take any advice.i could probably count on one hand the number of drivers i see using suspension to couple up,thats why the mudgaurd tops are allways hanging off or the back of the cab is damaged.i was actually critisized for using the tr brake by an old timer onceā¦baby brake he called it.
but on the other hand i learn`t everything i know from the handful of good drivers i trust.
learn how spot the ā ā ā ā ā ā ā early in your career and you wont go far wrongā¦thats my moto and its served me well.
p.s modern efficient combi boilers are capable of producing more than one baths worth of hot water a week think on pop
