If you’d be so kind as to post you schui jokes yer rather than in the main thread.
I don’t have any new ones and don’t oppose them black humour helps us through all sorts.
Let’s keep the main thread clean though please 
I think Michael was piste,one drink too many before maybe.
Such a shame it wasn’t Vettel.
He will not be making shoes for a while.
Reubs766:
Such a shame it wasn’t Vettel.
That pic is class lol, and I don’t like vettell in the sport,but he seems like a top bloke
Apparently he’s been lined up for his next race already…
…with Steven Hawking.
Doctors say that Michael Schumacher’s condition hasn’t changed overnight.
And that he is “Still an arrogant German ■■■■■■
What an arrogant bunch of ■■■■■ the Germans are. Six million Jews die in the holocaust and not one report at the time…
Yet the whole world knows the minute one of them falls over in the snow.
His pit crew went in to see him and they changed the wheels on his bed and filled his drip bag up in an amazing 9 seconds.
Doctors have released a statement saying they believe Michael Schumacher has ‘cheated death’ after his accident.
Is there nothing this man will not cheat at?
I raced some German bloke down the slopes yesterday.
Left him for dead.
German Heavy Metal Industry in Shock.
Leading sportsman caught headbanging to French Hard Rock.
Finally Hill wins against Schumacher. (stolen from sickipedia)
His towel is still out there someware… 
Schumacher and now Merkel,
Germany has not had this much bad luck with
snow since Stalingrad.