Mary had a little lamb

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her.
Between two chunks of bread

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides.
Everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
…But she didn’t wear that one often

Mary had a little lamb,
His fleece was white and wispy.
Along came foot and mouth disease,
And now it’s black and crispy.

Mary had a little Ram,
Who kept on having frollicks,
It jumped over the garden fence,
And landed on its…

Mary had a little pig
She kept it fat and plastered
And when the price of pork went up
She shot the little porker

2

Some people think that fleas are black
But I know it isn’t so,
Cos Mary had a little lamb
Who’s fleas were white as snow

3

Mary had a little lamb.
It’s coat was full of Fleas.
Whats more, the poor old Beast
had Foot & Mouth Disease.

4

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5

Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon
10000 Volts shot up it’s arse and turned it’s wool to nylon

6

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I’ve often seen her little lamb
But never seen her bear.

7

Mary had a little lamb,
the doctor had a fit :open_mouth:
as it blocked the surgery toilet up
when Mary had a (z.b.)

8

Mary had a little lamb
It was always jumping
She tied it to a five bar gate and kicked its little … In.

9

Mary had a little Lamb.
She dressed it like a Punk.
A Welshman came along
& covered it in ■■?k.