A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says, “This is the pig I have ■■■ with when you’ve got a headache.”
His wife replies, “I think you’ll find that is a sheep.”
The man replies, “I think you’ll find I was talking to the sheep.”
A women says to her husband " lets go out tonight and have a really wonderful time".
He replies “O.K. but when you get home leave the hall light on for me” 
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