Fact,we have a low sperm content,due to the hours sat down,and getting too hot down there,that may explain why SOME drivers have 9 fingers,and found their clothes from the door,of a charity shop.Cue the film Deliverance.
My son and daughter look like Sooty and Sweep,with a mix of Zippy for good measure.
Toby have you been drinking or has Luke got competition for the craziest member.
toby1234abc:
My son and daughter look like Sooty and Sweep,with a mix of Zippy for good measure.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve read on here for ages,keep up the good work fella! 
We had a flight sergeant in the raf called taff,what does taff mean or stand for?
toby1234abc:
We had a flight sergeant in the raf called taff,what does taff mean or stand for?
A river
Gracias.
It is indeed a river which runs through Cardiff,but alas I don’t,would rather drive a car,much safer and easier as I’m a lazy assed trucker!! 
toby1234abc:
Fact,we have a low sperm content,due to the hours sat down,and getting too hot down there,that may explain why SOME drivers have 9 fingers,and found their clothes from the door,of a charity shop.Cue the film Deliverance.
toby i,m all for care in the comunity but you are starting to make me doubt.
Wish i had a low sperm count,only have to look at my mrs there goes another 18 yrs
Taff has a low sperm count cos he is always watching ■■■■ on his new ipad and ■■■■■■■ over it.
TheBear:
Taff has a low sperm count cos he is always watching ■■■■ on his new ipad and [zb] over it.
My sperm count is fine dear fellow,or at least I think it is as it’s never been checked as it always ends up in a tissue in the bin. 
Thetaff:
TheBear:
Taff has a low sperm count cos he is always watching ■■■■ on his new ipad and [zb] over it.My sperm count is fine dear fellow,or at least I think it is as it’s never been checked as it always ends up in a tissue in the bin.
■■■ is good, don’t get me wrong but it’s not as good as the real thing eh??
Ross.
Being diabetic,(Type 2),I have to have 6 monthly blood tests and I always get hit with,“Your testosterone levels are low!”.
To which I have to reply,“My wife would argue with you on that point!”
There may be snow on the roof,but there’s still a fire in the grate!.