Lincoln Farm Cafe,Birmingham

toby1234abc:
If i had some money to give away,like winning the lottery,for not spending too much,the owners could update the place,it appears worn out,needs gutting and starting again,i thought the breakfast was done on the cheap,cash and carry goods,and not cheap,£4.95 for an english breakfast,sausages got in on the cheap,and it shows.

Do you want to know the funny think he is a millionaire lol and he has just extended the lorry park back and was going to make a fishing pool behind but i think they scrapped it now, dug it then filling it again now :neutral_face:

Big showers with peep holes for the lady cleaner to get a big eyefull when she mops the area. :smiley:

well she wouldnt have a big eyefull when i was in there. and the last time i was in there an idiot cut the curtain of a sign written bagged cement truck, i wonder what they thought could be in there, or just how much is a bag now.

i aint been in for ages theres a nice dark haired girl with a large chest that always makes me smile even if she is miserable as sin :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Marsh lane,B92 OLS,for satnavs.

Stripper on tuesday nights,lap top dance is optional,ex page 3 lasses,beer goggles on stand by.

toby1234abc:
Stripper on tuesday nights,lap top dance is optional,ex page 3 lasses,beer goggles on stand by.

a stripper in lincoln farm? are you sure? the owner is a right bible basher and i can’t see him having that kind of immoral thing going on. there’s even a biblical message on the door of the cafe as you go in

welshboyinspain:

toby1234abc:
Stripper on tuesday nights,lap top dance is optional,ex page 3 lasses,beer goggles on stand by.

a stripper in lincoln farm? are you sure? the owner is a right bible basher and i can’t see him having that kind of immoral thing going on. there’s even a biblical message on the door of the cafe as you go in

If you could find a bird fully clothed and half decent looking in there you would have done well, he must be thinging of junction 29 on a Thursday.

Lank:
A mixed grill normally contains pork, beef and lamb. This tasted more like cat, dog and hamster.

LOL :smiley:

I did wonder why you don’t see much wildlife in that area!! :laughing:

Maybe a badger or a fox that got run over is in the dish,they used to cook roast pigeon,it was on the menu,read the report by the counter.

There is a road tanker parked at back to pump 10,000 litres of gravy that goes on all the food.

toby1234abc:
There is a road tanker parked at back to pump 10,000 litres of gravy that goes on all the food.

I wondered why my custard was brown :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Not spent a penny on doing the place up,but they do not have to as 250 lorries a night pull in there,multiply £17 by 250,not accounting for the bar and bits from the shop,they are very wealthy,good luck to them.
At least when it is shut,the outside shower and wc block is heated up for us.24/7.

they dont want any reefer drivers parking overnight with the fridge running you have to park outside the entrance on the slip road but still expect you to pay!! :open_mouth:

Thetaff:
they dont want any reefer drivers parking overnight with the fridge running you have to park outside the entrance on the slip road but still expect you to pay!! :open_mouth:

I don’t even want to think about your reply to that one taff, :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Positive comments are they are friendly owners and have been recognised by the Queen at Buck palace for 43 years of service to drivers,the crucifix above the roof will guard the parked lorries at night in the secure parking.
An emphasis on religion when you enter the premises,each to their own,if it makes them happy.
Large shower cubicles.
Company account drivers pay £1.50 to park,have a two course meal,tea,shower,as the account payers refuse to pay the £1.50 increase in the tarrif.
Use of the bar.

My thoughts are,that the food could be improved,it appears to be sloppy,like you give to the dog,no money has been spent since the war,the seating is too far away from the table,you need 4 feet long arms to eat.
The flooring is now too old and well worn out,along with the seats and tables,showers have gone past the sell by date,but do the job,it is not the Ritz,or the Hilton,they can get 200 wagons a night in there.

Stopped there recently.

Positives - Had a mixed grill for under £6 and included in the parking price (paid by the company so free for me!)

Negatives - A mixed grill normally contains pork, beef and lamb. This tasted more like cat, dog and hamster.

To get a meal for that price you can’t complain, but you have to bear in mind, you get what you pay for…

Very friendly staff tho.

Funny that,you read my mind,as i was going to post about the mixed grill,the guy sat opposite me had the that meal,it did look horrendous,like Al Queada had attacked the plate,it did not look like a mixed grill,more like road kill,i felt ill looking at it.I felt ill after my liver and onions,turning tummy,but joking aside,i wont pay for rip off msa muck.

If i had some money to give away,like winning the lottery,for not spending too much,the owners could update the place,it appears worn out,needs gutting and starting again,i thought the breakfast was done on the cheap,cash and carry goods,and not cheap,£4.95 for an english breakfast,sausages got in on the cheap,and it shows.

why start a new thread when there’s already one going for it at the top of the forum?
toby that’s unlike you, i thought you’d at least post on the original lincoln farm thread something about turks getting digi tachos :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: