This lockdown may save a few people from the Corona virus, but the number if relationship breakdowns will increase massively, and I dare say that the (Health) services will see a spike in domestic violence/abuse… a lot of people are going to be stuck together for too long.
Admit it, who of you is glad to be able to go to work… (I am)
I’d kill the lot of mine for an artic job, an that’s before covid added another bullet to the roulette chamber I’ve primed for em…
Actually that’s a lie, I’d keep the dog, just gotta get a job an buy another or its gonna be a very lonely quarantine, hand shandys doused in tears will be all I’ve left [emoji17]
Plus side, erm weathers nice which makes paying for a neighbours shed window me lads just smashed a bit easier to swallow [emoji849][emoji106]
I’ll never buy a Chinese again, one way or another I’ll get em back for this [emoji867].
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She walks like John Wayne from just the weekend with me so 2 weeks of my love sausage she could straddle the M6.
In reality she would kill me after about 5 days the bollox I come out with, coroner’s report would read Pegged to death.
I could see a lot of people posting here under new accounts just incase the other half knows about TNUK. 
Wasn’t it The Snowman who left his account logged in and his missus posted on it. Must admit, was one of the funiest posts that year.
As for the question, don’t think I’d be popular after weeks of this. We’re not meant to be social creatures, hence the job, so there would be a shortage of drivers pretty quickly I suspect… and a large increase in strange 6’ long mounds in woodlands.
How sad