Now I’m back at home on a day off I can explain about the surgery.
To start with they do another round of tests to make sure they haven’t missed anything in the previous week’s tests. Then they put some drops in your eyes to anaesthetise them and you lie down and they explain the procedure to you. After a few minutes they test your eyes by putting what looks like a plastic chip fork on them and asking if it hurts, you can feel it and see it but it doesn’t hurt, then they put a piece of what looks like gauze over the top of your eye to see if you can feel any pain and there is none, even though you can still see it.
Then they put a ring over your eye to keep your eye lids open, this is where your vision goes very blurry, and they explain it will go all blurry and dark but will get lighter and you will hear a funny noise.
After the ring thing is on your eye they put something else on top of it and it goes all dark and you hear what is like the noise of a small zip twice and then they lift it off and that is the flap on the conjunctiva of the eye made. Bearing in mind this is the mechanical flap creation procedure and not the laser creation (an extra £400 an eye) then they do the other one and you are ready for the white mans magic.
They put the laser machine over your eyes and your vision is still all blurry (as you have no conjunctiva to help you focus).
Now for the magic, as you are under the laser machine you can see a bright ring around the outer circle of your vision with a small black dot in the centre and you can see what looks like flecks of electricity/lightening and you hear a crackling noise. As all this is happening the black dot in the middle gets bigger as it is improving your eyes. There is a very slight smell of burning but is it just them effectively burning all the crap off the lens of your eyes. It lasts about 5-7 seconds per eye and that is it, you’re done. Apart from a few eyes drops to help kick start the healing process
Then you sit in a dark room for about 5 minutes to help your eyes adjust again and then you need to wait about 20 minutes before they have a look and make sure everything is as it should be and you are free to go.
Like I said earlier once the anaesthetic wears off I found the pain unbearable and the only way to ease it was by keeping your eyes closed. I hope and pray that I never lose my sight as it was the worst few hours of my life. Because I couldn’t drive we got the train and a taxi home and the wife had to be my eyes for me. I couldn’t even see where we were it was that bad. When I got home I went to bed as I was feeling really tired and slept for 4 hours and woke up with no need for glasses.
While you sleep for the first week you have to wear a pair of eye protection goggles so that you don’t rub them or bang them in your sleep. You cant wash your face properly as you are not allowed to put any pressure what so ever on your eyes if you can help it so that you don’t dislodge the flap.
I have just got back from my week review and everything is healing perfectly and there doesn’t seem to be any problems what so ever so far. The one thing they can’t emphasise enough is that you have to follow your aftercare routine to the letter. 3 lots of eyes drops every 4 hours for the first day then 4 times every day for the next week, now I’m just on artificial tear drops for the next 4 weeks, 4-6 times a day plus if they ever feel dry or ‘gritty’ or tired.
Sorry its long winded but you did ask…
This week has been fantastic. I have been able to wake up and open my curtains and see exactly what is outside without having to play hunt the glasses like I used to.
On a professional note I have noticed that everything is a lot clearer and my night vision has improved a lot, also for some reason my reversing is a lot better and more precise than it was before, I don’t know if this is because I can see a lot better or I’m just getting better at it. Only time will tell
See ya’ll