Gobble for a fiver.
Just put a sign in your window saying you already have 3 dead prossies under your bunk you have no room for anymore.
Anything for a tenner at cannon park mbro allegedly 
In ten years I have only had the knock on the door in a services just outside of Prague
Closing the curtains stops the attention .
£40 for straight, £50 for half and half and £60 for round the world. I might have been tempted but I hadn’t a clue what she was on about.
Mind you, after a closer look, I wasn’t sure who should be paying who.
Any of them got nice toes■■?
raxore:
Currently parked up in Doncaster, there’s a line of a fair few trucks parked here…literally every 20 minutes there is another bang at the cab… “Want any business?” I’m being polite and telling them I’m perfectly fine thank you very much. But Jesus Christ aren’t they bloody persistent. I’m at the stage where I’m just curtains closed full on ignoring!How do you guys deal with this situation?? I assume its a common thing round most parts.
Half tempted to put a do not want any business sign on the door at this rate.
Oh and the last one asked if I had any bread…is this some kind of innuendo?!
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Harry Monk:
The irony is that every single one I have ever seen is absolutely repellent. Hair so greasy that you could fry a bag of chips in it, rotten teeth, scabby facial skin, beady little rat-like eyes, the list goes on.Why would anybody give these smack addicts money if they have a right hand and an imagination?
…perhaps if you have no right hand, and you’re even uglier than they are. 
I parked there in Donny a couple of weeks ago when one of the “ladies” offered me whatever I wanted for a tenner! I took one look at her and decided I’d rather stick my old chap in a bear trap! Ten minutes later a woman who I assume was Grizeldas mother knocked offering business. Tbh I think that she was just after a warm drink! 
Harry Monk:
The irony is that every single one I have ever seen is absolutely repellent. Hair so greasy that you could fry a bag of chips in it, rotten teeth, scabby facial skin, beady little rat-like eyes, the list goes on.
Yes but at the end of the day they are still potential customers for the prostitutes…
The-Snowman:
Harry Monk:
The irony is that every single one I have ever seen is absolutely repellent. Hair so greasy that you could fry a bag of chips in it, rotten teeth, scabby facial skin, beady little rat-like eyes, the list goes on.Yes but at the end of the day they are still potential customers for the prostitutes…
See what you did there. Very good. 
Worst place is the industrial estate behind Piccadilly in Manchester.Constant crack whores knocking all night.
Parked up at BP Wolverhampton years ago and forgot to lock doors, middle of night fast asleep and got woken up to “You looking for business drive” She was in the bloody cab 
the maoster:
I parked there in Donny a couple of weeks ago when one of the “ladies” offered me whatever I wanted for a tenner! I took one look at her and decided I’d rather stick my old chap in a bear trap! Ten minutes later a woman who I assume was Grizeldas mother knocked offering business. Tbh I think that she was just after a warm drink!
Some of these girls look so unhealthy, that one wonders if the “warm drink” is the only sustenance they will get today.
In over 15 years I’ve never had " the knock " & I’ve had to park in some ruff plases
Mikey D:
Only had the knock once , shareshill near M6 diesel , it was 2am tho
At least call round earlier witha price list and book an appointment
Only plsce I’ve had it happen too, last time I was polite to the first two, but last one at 3am got an earful for waking me up. If I want a shag I’ll just fire up Grindr
Harry Monk:
The irony is that every single one I have ever seen is absolutely repellent. Hair so greasy that you could fry a bag of chips in it, rotten teeth, scabby facial skin, beady little rat-like eyes, the list goes on.Why would anybody give these smack addicts money if they have a right hand and an imagination?
why would anyone go with a prostitute in the first place
truckman020:
why would anyone go with a prostitute in the first place
A hell of a lot cheaper than a wife?
Why would anybody give these smack addicts money if they have a right hand and an imagination?
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1.you dont need to sit and buy them drink all night.
2,you dont need to sit and look interested listening to their waffling pish all night
3,you dont need to worry who finishes 1st
4,you dont need to take them home afterwards
5,your gone in the morn before they try to spend the dud 20 quid note you gave them.
the list just goes on and on…
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try a look at these ones in la jon before you ask daft questions…this is why lots of truckies still truck and don’t get real jobs.
I used to come home skint week after week …and what a way to go…
Harry Monk:
Why would anybody give these smack addicts money if they have a right hand and an imagination?
True story, in my previous life I once interviewed a lady of similar repute…who disclosed that she had agreed with one of her ‘clients’ to blow his pink oboe for the princely sum of… five English pence.
Yup…
She needed a fix, he was the dealer, she was 5p short of her 20 bag. Poor thing.
The-Snowman:
Harry Monk:
The irony is that every single one I have ever seen is absolutely repellent. Hair so greasy that you could fry a bag of chips in it, rotten teeth, scabby facial skin, beady little rat-like eyes, the list goes on.Yes but at the end of the day they are still potential customers for the prostitutes…
Where is the bloody like button !!!