job vacancy

saw this on job centre site

jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob. … e=2&AVSDM=

dont think there would be enough hours in the day to do this job

Everyone who has read the description should click the “why I don’t want this job” and click “below salary requirements”. Give the agency the message it’s a ■■■■■■■■■

‘The successful candidate will be in possession of a large enough orifice for a broom to be inserted in, in order to facilitate the sweeping of the yard whilst conducting their 101 other tasks.’ :grimacing:

A whole new definition of multi-tasking.

In reality, I think they want four people but don’t know how to construct ads :laughing:

jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob. … e=2&AVSDM=
I don’t like the sound of this employer. “Due to time waster”…
…I think that means “Applicant didn’t believe what I told him.”

If that advert doesn’t change the east europeans minds,about moving here to work,instead of staying at home and driving for their own firms on international work nothing will. :smiling_imp: :laughing:

Analogy tachographs :smiley::grin::grin::lol::lol::lol:

I don’t think it’s bad at all, £575 per week for 48hrs, every office hour will count towards the 48hrs average and by the looks of it there will be a lot of office hrs so not much chance of POA

NewLad:
I don’t think it’s bad at all, £575 per week for 48hrs, every office hour will count towards the 48hrs average and by the looks of it there will be a lot of office hrs so not much chance of POA

where does it say 48hrs

jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob. … g=3&AVSDM=

AJF3011:
‘The successful candidate will be in possession of a large enough orifice for a broom to be inserted in, in order to facilitate the sweeping of the yard whilst conducting their 101 other tasks.’ :grimacing:

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regards dave.

I’ve just read the advert and forgot half off the jobs expected already so ergh…no thanks ill let someone else have it. I will never think I’m over worked again I now love my job!

Dave or Nick could do it.

£575 takehome with pool car available for private use and relocation package might cut it… the 48 hours a week would have to include the 2 hour lunches as well. :smiley:

rearaxle:
https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJob.aspx?JobID=963918&JobTitle=Truck+driver&tjt=driver&where=burnley&sort=rv.dt.di&pp=25&re=4&rad_units=miles&vw=b&setype=2&tm=3&pg=3&AVSDM=

Ah beejazus dats for me!