I'm going bald at 24, argh!

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So I had the hair taken down to a number 3 today all over… I’ve known something’s been amiss for the past 12 months, but my god I couldn’t believe it when they’d finished the job today :astonished:

So, it seems it begins…

Anybody here had to deal with this horrifying realization so early on?!

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It`s an escape hatch for the brain, - so always wear a cap in future. :unamused: :laughing:

Cheers , cattle wagon man.

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A solar panel for a ■■■ machine!

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i was younger!! don’t mess about though, get it all off, grade 0 or bic. wahl balding clippers are pretty good

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I managed to stop the balding process, and even reverse it slightly, thanks to Boots and their Hair Retention Programme. Google it.

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wear the dome with pride , go on amazon , they do socks with " ■■■■ bald guy " embroidered on them . lots of women like a smooth dome ( or two )

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At least it’s fairly fashionable to have a shaved head now, I started to go in the 80s when everybody had mullets, pony tails and perms so then you did tend to stand out.
Just go with the flow mate unless you can afford an expensive transplant Rooney style. I just shave it on a daily basis, I hate the classic male- pattern baldness hair style, now that does make a bloke look old, grow a goatee to take the emphasis off the bald head if it makes you feel better, I did for a long time, but I just looked toooo ■■■■ handsome :sunglasses: and had to shave it off :laughing: :laughing:

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I was always under the impression it ran in families :question: ,but dad was bald at 20 ish,brother who was 3 yrs younger than me was also bald but I have a full head of hair :confused:

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dozy:
I was always under the impression it ran in families :question: ,but dad was bald at 20 ish,brother who was 3 yrs younger than me was also bald but I have a full head of hair :confused:

How much hair has the milkman (or the postman?) got?? :wink:

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robroy:
At least it’s fairly fashionable to have a shaved head now, I started to go in the 80s when everybody had mullets, pony tails and perms so then you did tend to stand out.
Just go with the flow mate unless you can afford an expensive transplant Rooney style. I just shave it on a daily basis, I hate the classic male- pattern baldness hair style, now that does make a bloke look old, grow a goatee to take the emphasis off the bald head if it makes you feel better, I did for a long time, but I just looked toooo ■■■■ handsome :sunglasses: and had to shave it off :laughing: :laughing:

I’m sorry I beg to differ. NOBODY looks handsome with a goatee. A first class fashion faux pas, unless you’re called Wayne and live in Alabama

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switchlogic:

robroy:
At least it’s fairly fashionable to have a shaved head now, I started to go in the 80s when everybody had mullets, pony tails and perms so then you did tend to stand out.
Just go with the flow mate unless you can afford an expensive transplant Rooney style. I just shave it on a daily basis, I hate the classic male- pattern baldness hair style, now that does make a bloke look old, grow a goatee to take the emphasis off the bald head if it makes you feel better, I did for a long time, but I just looked toooo ■■■■ handsome :sunglasses: and had to shave it off :laughing: :laughing:

I’m sorry I beg to differ. NOBODY looks handsome with a goatee. A first class fashion faux pas, unless you’re called Wayne and live in Alabama

Your right there, the only thing worse than a goaty, is when it’s accompanied by a Friar Tuck hairstyle with a pony tail :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Your hair will grow back if you sleep with your head between a wummins legs.

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alamcculloch:
Your hair will grow back if you sleep with your head between a wummins legs.

You have to work for six months on a trawler first. :wink:

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When I was 12 every body told me I would be bald by the time I was 20. Glad to say they were wrong but not by much. When I got fed up with looking like Friar Tuck I shaved it all off. Sadly I then looked like Uncle Fester off the Adams family so I grew a short beard and a tache. Keep the beard to number two on the trimmer.
I wet shave my head every day, my first aid training came in handy the first few times I did it. I’ve become quite handy at staunching blood flow :smiley:. Now I rarely cut myself which is just as well as wearing a crash helmet when you’ve just scraped a chunk of flesh of your pate is not fun :cry: Happy days.

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i think i started going bald at 21 :open_mouth:

lifes a ■■■■■, best to just bang it all off :smiley:

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I have a goatee…I’m gorgeous.

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Have you concidered buying a wig?

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bigvern1:
I have a goatee…I’m gorgeous.

I will make an exception to the rule for you vern. :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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altitude:

bigvern1:
I have a goatee…I’m gorgeous.

I will make an exception to the rule for you vern. :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I wont… :wink:

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switchlogic:

altitude:

bigvern1:
I have a goatee…I’m gorgeous.

I will make an exception to the rule for you vern. :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I wont… :wink:

Come on Luke we can just allow this one for Vern, he’s not a bad ol’ boy…I’m not to sure about the gorgeous bit… :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: