peterm:
I didn’t realise there were so many big girls blouses on here. “I’m so sowwy boss, I weely hate London… pleeze don’t send me there.”
Or those grovelling crawlers.I’ll go there boss if they won’t and it’s ok if I get a few tickets for parking or whatever I don’t mind paying the fine for you. 
But it’s not being a big girls blouse to say zb you guvnor I zb hate zb London and I ain’t zb going there. 
Carryfast:
truckyboy:
LONDON…the greatest city in the world…the best women in the world…with the greatest of looks…figures etc…and also the greatest drivers in the world…if you can drive in London…you can drive anywhere in the world…i do and i have…Sounds like you’ve never been allowed out of the zb place in that case probably because it takes all day to do it with those traffic jams
Have a search on the old time forum and you will find mr truckyboy has definitely found his way outside the m25.
London driving is second nature after a while.
kr79:
Carryfast:
truckyboy:
LONDON…the greatest city in the world…the best women in the world…with the greatest of looks…figures etc…and also the greatest drivers in the world…if you can drive in London…you can drive anywhere in the world…i do and i have…Sounds like you’ve never been allowed out of the zb place in that case probably because it takes all day to do it with those traffic jams
Have a search on the old time forum and you will find mr truckyboy has definitely found his way outside the m25.
London driving is second nature after a while.
That’s what he said but one of the reasons why the M25 was a waste of time and money is because there’s so many of those useless drivers from that place using it at the same speed in every lane (40 mph) as they are allowed to drive round the North Circular But on the subject of the the best women in the world and if you can drive there you can drive anywhere in the world then most of Italy would match that description better than London. 
I used to do London 3 times a week for 3 1/2 years with up to 15 drops a trip in both an artic and a 6 wheel rigid.
I loved it after a couple of months i used to do it all without an A-Z it was all bakeries and food outlets so i could get deliveries started at 4am and on my way home at 2pm or asleep on the A41stress what stress lol
Lol, was born and bred on the roads of London town!!! was up with you ■■■■■■!!! 
i prefer driving in london that the motorways, prob cus most of the time im down that way, as soon as i pass the m25 thats it im ready
its van drivers that get on my ■■■■ and the odd few 7/5 ton lads, the main prob in london is nobody seems to be able to select the correct lane, or they drive down in the wrong lane then hold up the rest of the traffic while getting into the correct lane, and these are locals, just trying to pinch that extra few cars lengh’s
only today some clown in a transit decided to stop dead, making me break heavy not sure how the van behind me didnt hit me as he was well up my arse, then just thro the blackwall tunnel some 4x4 prick on a roundabout where i was turning right!! came round me and headed left only just missing the bollards thing was it wasnt even busy!!! …
at the end of the day if thats how they want to live/drive let em get on with it
I love how the drivers just ignore the junctions, they just pull across the 1 lane and block the road and wait until someone lets them into the other lane What a ■■■■ hole
bubsy06:
I love how the drivers just ignore the junctions, they just pull across the 1 lane and block the road and wait until someone lets them into the other lane
Yeah that only happens in London
kenno78:
bubsy06:
I love how the drivers just ignore the junctions, they just pull across the 1 lane and block the road and wait until someone lets them into the other laneYeah that only happens in London
Only place It happens at every junction and only place where no one lets them in so your stuck waiting for some clown who does not know how to work a junction. Also seems to be the only place I go to where my lorry says ‘stand well clear vehicle reversing’ but everyone hears ‘stand behind this lorry for free money’
ROG:
I loved driving in London, especially in the central areas - I am probably the only one who does
me too mate its ace like wacky races ive even had the highway code quoted at me when i balls up once by a car driver quality i love it its great
truckyboy:
‘… if you can drive in London … you can drive anywhere in the world … I have…’
Ditto Hong Kong