Evening all, so while I was busy reversing pedal cars around the latest bomb sites, my mothers family were running old Austins collecting milk in churns for the Levedale Dairy in Wolverhampton. When I was not at school, (a frequent ocourance), I was off with my little greaseproof paper pack of “sauce sanwiches”, (red or brown, it really did not matter), on churn collection. When we were back, well I had “my” oil can, and tool kit, to help keep them going!
I must have been 12, or 13, when I used to go out to start the engines, and soon was a dab hand at catching them with just a whif of choke! Then it was “just shift that one”, and by about 14 I was quite reasonable at reversing, and manouvering, and the odd illicit drive in the quiet grass centred lanes between farms! Then of course was the touch up painting, folding sheets, coiling ropes, brushing out cabs and bodies…
Few years later, the little family operation had changed, it now had moved into Shropshire, and now ran some diesels, Foden DGs, and S18s, as well as O type Bedfords, and a couple of their Birmingham Cousins. Traffic had expanded, and prospects were rosy! Me, well I had embarked on a career as a Watch Maker, (to which I was singularly unsuited)! still hankered after lorries, but had discovered both motor cycles and girls. One of the jobs that trainee watch makers were given, was to ease rings that had become tight for a customer to wear, by means of a cone and roller set up. Quite a nice earner, for little effort.
It would have been about May time, and a rather large lady entered the shop, proffering a rather small ring, for enlargement. Straightening my three piece suit, (told you I had discovered girls), I checked the lady`s true ring size, and having seated her, retired upstairs to do the deed. Now the apparatus was situated on a workbench beneath a large skylight in our Victorian building, and at that precise hour was flooded with warm sunlight. Now I have always been a day dreamer, that day no better, no worse than any other, but the TT was soon to be run, and of course mentally I was chasing Geoff Duke at full chat along the Mountain Road…the sun suddenly was obscured, and I came down to earth with a bump…the ring on the cone was not quite enlarged, oh no, it was the size of a small bracelet…and of course all hell broke out…the following week I was a lorry driver in Shropshire!
Quite driven me to drink that memory…The Bollinger beckons, Cheerio for now.