A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A pint of milk,
A carton of eggs,
A litre of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A jar of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated,
“You must be single.”
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued
by the derelict’s intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her
marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said:
“Well, you know what, you’re absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?”
The drunk replied, “Cause you’re ugly.”
