Help! I think I'm lost

Coming up the M5, I realised the new Gloucester services are open. I’ve entered an alien world, the toilets are clean, the shower plentiful and hot, the food I thought would be pretentious actually happens to be excellent. Unbelievably the staff are friendly, the building is airy and devoid of marketing materials/people trying to empty yout wallet, which leads me to the most outstanding feature, a FREE CASH MACHINE.

Seriously though, it’s run by the same people as Tebay and they’ve done an excellent job. £23 with a fiver towards a meal isn’t the best deal around but overall it’s a ■■■■ site better than Michealwood or Strensham (or any other MSA).

Ah but do they have “blue pill” posters in the bogs? :laughing:

Shhhhhhhh don’t tell everyone

Dafman:
Shhhhhhhh don’t tell everyone

Why not, it’s a GOOD thing :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

you’ve gone wrong somewhere … you sure your not in Europe somewhere :open_mouth:

nick2008:
you’ve gone wrong somewhere … you sure your not in Europe somewhere :open_mouth:

He is :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

tango boy:

nick2008:
you’ve gone wrong somewhere … you sure your not in Europe somewhere :open_mouth:

He is :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:smiley:

tango boy:

nick2008:
you’ve gone wrong somewhere … you sure your not in Europe somewhere :open_mouth:

He is :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Drift:

tango boy:

nick2008:
you’ve gone wrong somewhere … you sure your not in Europe somewhere :open_mouth:

He is :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

must be Poland then :grimacing:

tango boy:

Dafman:
Shhhhhhhh don’t tell everyone

Why not, it’s a GOOD thing :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

But then I won’t be able to park up, you lot will have took all the spaces.

Sounds like the pump was broken in the toilets, the one that supplies “service station stink” throughout all services.

I was told it’s £26, we only get the first £20 of parking paid, I’d pay the extra £3 myself but wouldn’t pay £6.

Will call in next time I’m that way, although God knows when that will be as I’m permanently down Kent for the ‘forseable’.

I’ve been to this place. It’s great! A pleasant place to sit in the sun outside which is strange for a motorway services. Good food from the farm shop and dinners looked very nice from the restaurant. Take away section did nice hot local pork sausage buns etc. Very friendly and welcoming to the lorries. Hopefully some won’t ruin that with the bags of litter etc. Not a Macdos or KFC in sight too.

It looks like they’re preparing the ground on the other side too. Are we getting a southbound services?

Yep, should be ready around May.

MADBAZ:
Coming up the M5, I realised the new Gloucester services are open. I’ve entered an alien world, the toilets are clean, the shower plentiful and hot, the food I thought would be pretentious actually happens to be excellent. Unbelievably the staff are friendly, the building is airy and devoid of marketing materials/people trying to empty yout wallet, which leads me to the most outstanding feature, a FREE CASH MACHINE.

Seriously though, it’s run by the same people as Tebay and they’ve done an excellent job. £23 with a fiver towards a meal isn’t the best deal around but overall it’s a ■■■■ site better than Michealwood or Strensham (or any other MSA).

They should ban anyone else from running MSA’s,

God bless Westmorland.

give it a year or two and it will be the same as all the others,i went into clackett lane last week and found toilet doors missing,the same with seats,holes drilled into the sides of the cubicles [pervs] never understand the mentality of people who vandalise

How long has Tebay been open? It’s spotless, well run and a pleasure to visit either North or Southbound so I think they’ll stay on top of the services in Glos. too!

truckman020:
give it a year or two and it will be the same as all the others,i went into clackett lane last week and found toilet doors missing,the same with seats,holes drilled into the sides of the cubicles [pervs] never understand the mentality of people who vandalise

Born Idle:
How long has Tebay been open? It’s spotless, well run and a pleasure to visit either North or Southbound so I think they’ll stay on top of the services in Glos. too!

I hope it doesn’t go that way, I think if don’t keep on top of damage and vandalism it attracts more of the same. But doing this costs money, hopefully they have a good business plan that allows them to keep the station well maintained.

Born Idle:
How long has Tebay been open? It’s spotless, well run and a pleasure to visit either North or Southbound so I think they’ll stay on top of the services in Glos. too!

Decades I’d say.