Hell drivers remake

switchlogic:

robroy:
Don’t want to be a killjoy/miserable sod here (for a change :smiley: ) but this film is really going to do our (already crap) public image a lot of good aint it. :unamused:

Come on you don’t really believe that now surely?!

Mate… There are some people out there who think Coronation St and Eastenders are real, who give the actors stick if they see them in the street. :smiley:
As for us, the negative perception is already there as it is, and unfortunately in many cases rightly so.
That was my point.

Beaver…

(if he ever returns) as Stanley Baker playing Tom Yately driver, truck 13.

Robroy as Sid James playing Dusty, driver, truck 22.

Maoster as Herbert Lom playing Gino Rossi, driver, truck 3.

dd99 as Gordon Jackson playing Scottie, truck driver.

Goodfriend as Jill Ireland playing Jill, ‘Pull Inn’ waitress.

info taken from wikipedia and frankly i dont care if its true or not

It would make a great comedy, think of it:

Oooh someone had MY motor and left muddy footprints on the headlining.

Cant take that out, it’s stuck in Secret shunt mode.

What, you expect me to get out and walk all the way to the back and open the tailgate, I’ve not been trained.

Oooh, what mode do I put the Tacho on when shooting my load.

It could go on for ever !

Appy:
It would make a great comedy, think of it:

Oooh someone had MY motor and left muddy footprints on the headlining.

Cant take that out, it’s stuck in Secret shunt mode.

What, you expect me to get out and walk all the way to the back and open the tailgate, I’ve not been trained.

Oooh, what mode do I put the Tacho on when shooting my load.

It could go on for ever !

But would “oi we’res ya hi viz,” go down in folklore like
“Only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”

yourhavingalarf:
Beaver…

(if he ever returns) as Stanley Baker playing Tom Yately driver, truck 13.

Robroy as Sid James playing Dusty, driver, truck 22.

Moaster as Herbert Lom playing Gino Rossi, driver, truck 3.

dd99 as Gordon Jackson playing Scottie, truck driver.

Goodfriend as Jill Ireland playing Jill, ‘Pull Inn’ waitress.

info taken from wikipedia and frankly i dont care if its true or not
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Had to Google Herbert Lom there, remember him from the epic Pink Panther movies. I’ll take that thank you :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: ]

that list leaves a question or two…who would play POPS (the half blind old boy)… the grumpy mechanic who lost his licence …and more to the point RED?

JIMBO47:
that list leaves a question or two…who would play POPS (the half blind old boy)… the grumpy mechanic who lost his licence …and more to the point RED?

Surely if collectively we wrack our brains we could come up with a suitable candidate to play the cantankerou, opinionated and grumpy mechanic? I’m sure there is one but the name escapes me! :wink:

the maoster:
Had to Google Herbert Lom there, remember him from the epic Pink Panther movies. I’ll take that thank you :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: ]

Think yourself lucky…he has me down as Sid James. :open_mouth:
SID ■■■■ JAMES !! :neutral_face:
:smiley:

robroy:

the maoster:
Had to Google Herbert Lom there, remember him from the epic Pink Panther movies. I’ll take that thank you :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: ]

Think yourself lucky…he has me down as Sid James. :open_mouth:
SID [zb] JAMES !! :neutral_face:
:smiley:

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: , that was on my “to do” list to take the ■■■■ outta you for that one bud.

As far as I’m…

Aware, Sid James was one of the biggest smoker/drinker/womanisers that ever walked through the doors at Pinewood studios.

A sort of ‘lads mag’ hero.

yourhavingalarf:
As far as I’m…

Aware, Sid James was one of the biggest smoker/drinker/womanisers that ever walked through the doors at Pinewood studios.

A sort of ‘lads mag’ hero.

That’s NOTHING like me. :imp:

I don’t smoke . :laughing:

robroy:

yourhavingalarf:
As far as I’m…

Aware, Sid James was one of the biggest smoker/drinker/womanisers that ever walked through the doors at Pinewood studios.

A sort of ‘lads mag’ hero.

That’s NOTHING like me. :imp:

I don’t smoke . :laughing:

Are you sure? Do you look down afterwards?

the maoster:

JIMBO47:
that list leaves a question or two…who would play POPS (the half blind old boy)… the grumpy mechanic who lost his licence …and more to the point RED?

Surely if collectively we wrack our brains we could come up with a suitable candidate to play the cantankerou, opinionated and grumpy mechanic? I’m sure there is one but the name escapes me! :wink:

Give us a B…!

I’ll take the part of Johhny Kates (Sean Connery) as Sean gets quite close to being as handsome and rugged as myself…

TiredAndEmotional:
I’ll take the part of Johhny Kates (Sean Connery) as Sean gets quite close to being as handsome and rugged as myself…

I look a little similar to Connery too: my face also looks 88 years old.

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