Nope, not Dr Franglais offering tips, but advice from a well known person offering an amulet to protect us from…
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wi-fi…?..
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in…airports?
Shouldn’t there be a link in here directing us towards the offending person/product?
To quote Neo when Trinity removes the bug from inside him: “Jesus Christ! That thing’s real!”
Marvellous! Separating conspiracy theorist morons from their money, I love it!
Anyone stupid enough to believe in this product deserves to have “£188.00 GBP plus Shipping (calculated at checkout)” taken from them. In fact I’d double it!
I am now off to create my own rival product which will be marketed with the notion of protecting you from Solar Neutrinos: 65 billion of these little fockers bombard every square centimetre of earth every second of every day (this is scientific fact).
If that’s not enough to scare some retards into parting with £200 of their money, then I don’t know what is
Now to find some has-been “celebrity” so down on their luck they will prostitute their self for a chance of some moolah. Who would be popular with the CT mob? Jim Davidson maybe? Or how about Kanye West (that well known gay fish, as revealed by South Park)