Happiness is…
Knowing I have only five more years of this ■■■■!
A pair of soft warm breasts
Defiantly not being forced into watching River City…
A nice long ■■■■■ whilst reading the paper 
global:
Happiness is…
Not having to listen to the wife for a week
Best when shared.
…the road
Ditching that awful Facebook HGV group and the numpties who post there.
Travelling the world…
walking through the door and splashing out on the sofa with a brew
Friday night
How the French pronounce the male ■■■ organ?
I thought it was a cigar named hamlet.
Running down the M6 without hitting a traffic jam ! (Very Rare)
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I thought it was a cigar named hamlet.
Git, I was going to say that 
Watching a ■■■■ walk off the bk of a trailer when tailgate is down then pretend that nothing happened and that he meant it
Getting to a store then being told that its going to be 30 minutes before their ready so go up to the canteen and an hour later go back down to see if their ready and I’m almost tipped 
There’s some strange ideas of what happiness is on this thread… 