Oh Carryfast
Blah blah blah, excuses excuses excuses.
Carryfast:
Sacked you don’t even know the meaning of the word.
I know in your head you’ve created this golden life for me but overall I’ve been sacked 3 times and laid off twice after companies went bust. Though I worked for three companies that went popped I jumped before I was pushed in one. Well HSF too, I was one of the last Brits standing at HSF when they replaced us all with Polish double man teams. That’s golden life of mine again
How many times have you lost your job against your will exactly?
Carryfast:
However maybe karma won’t look so favourably on all the zb that you’ve been throwing around.
Then we’ll see how you fare if you find yourself given the choice of an office job or a few quid Universal Credit
I know in this golden fictional life you’ve created for me it’s just been walking from one golden opportunity to another but since you seem forgetful I’ll remind you how I’ve probably faced adversity and a fight to pick myself up again the likes of which you’ve never come close to experiencing. This time last year I was in a coma, after being flown to hospital dying. My family were informed I was most likely going to die, the police drove my sister to Cardiff hospital at insane speeds so I wouldn’t die alone. But, somehow I survived and work up nearly a month later from a coma, I’d broken my back, my neck, dislocated a shoulder, fractured my arm, cracked the other shoulder blade, fed up my stomach and disgestive system, smashed my rib cage so badly it’s now mostly metal, and suffered a collapsed lung and had a leaky heart valve and could only see out of one eye not to mention losing the ability to walk, no doctor could tell if permanent or not, and being so weak and frail I had to call a nurse to move me in bed as I could not do it myself. I had been suffering other long running stomach problems and only had a operation 4 weeks before the crash. In total by time I woke up in space of the previous year I had lost half my body weight, 45kg. More than one of which issues could have finished off the career I’d dreamed about since I was 5. I was discharged from hospital way before I was ready as covid patients had started arriving. In my last two days I developed covid symptoms and had to have a test, waiting for the results of what would be a death sentence the state I was in was most terrifying two days of my entire life. But I was ok, I got to go home, well mums, where I had to be carried upstairs by my Dad and sister. I then spent several ore weeks in agonising pain that would keep me up at night, I was looked after by my mum and sister (my Mum having to deal with things like I was a baby again) but I struggled on and over a few weeks put myself back together and learned to walk again. Somehow thanks to family I’ve retained my mental health. I know you’ll just dismiss all this and claim, I dunno that you twisted your ankle once and that was way worse…being the drama Queen you are. But yeah karma? A blessed life you’ve written for me? You’re just a very stupid man desperately try to justify fing up his own life. And it’s all about you and your moaning. Plenty of people have great enjoyable careers on parcels, for supermarkets, driving vans etc. It’s you that’s being negative about your own life, not me. So yeah, does that sound like I’d give up working for a bad back? Yeah, not at all likely. You didn’t even need to do office work you still had your licence FFS 
I’ve not for a second felt self pity, I could, the crash was my fault (watch this become CFs favourite topic
) and it’s brought my life to a juddering halt, but pity? Nah, what’s the point. Too much life to be getting on with to feel sorry for myself. If it’s taught me anything, and it’s been a great lesson, it’s that any day you wake in your own bed than you can get out of without help is a fing great day. The various fk ups also make for great stories to bore people with, and god I can see it now, I’ll be as big a bore as you at this rate
It’s comical how I’m the happy upbeat one and you with your bad back think the world is against you!
The only time I ever feel down is to think of all the emotional pain I put my poor family and friends through, but especially my parents, a few short years after they/we lost my brother. That bloody charmed life of mine again 
Bad karma? How would I ever cope 
Carryfast:
Remind me what happened to your last attempt as an office clerk.
Remind you? Again? It’s barely several posts back on the same thread

(Also that was one of the sackings to my infinite regret) Have you seen the doctor about your memory problems and confusion?
Carryfast:
You call yourself a driver.But you can’t understand how losing that career option on health grounds
Yup, because I am, with vastly more experience of the job than you. And you didn’t ‘lose’ that career option, you lost one single job but retained your licence. What I can’t understand how you simply gave up so easily? We’re just very different chap, I’ve a much stronger work ethic than you, it’s that simple, and to add for the twentieth time I don’t see me as the unusual one, people go through what I’ve been through and much much worse all the time and pick themselves up, you seem a more unusual case than me. You don’t seem to want to work at all, and you didn’t, so just accept the choices that you made and stop f***ing whinging constantly. Trust me you’re going come to regret all this nonsense and negativity when you’re facing death
Waits for the next stream of poor me self pity to land. 