TheFan46:
I was talking to an old boy driver and one that got him was is he pulling into a layby when on nights to have a quick kip but left the engine running when he woke up he saw a brick wall bang in front of the truck and he grabbed on the steering wheel and slammed on the brakes it scared the [zb] out of him for a split second till he realised he was parked up lol
Done that, usually if I just doze over the steering wheel for a short one. If it’s a bit longer, then the seat goes back and it’s goodnight vienna.
jessicas dad:
once on a very tired night dover bound i was driving on the middle lane with no other traffic i saw a police car ahead so i thought i’d better frame myself here… next thing it was completely gone.
At night I’ve “seen” a load of oil-type barrels rolling across the road in front of me, just out of my headlights “reach”. I was extremely close to standing on the brake pedal! Turned out it was just a couple of leaves blowing across.
Further down the road my brain decided that a lit-up garage in the distance was an enormous hatchback type car parked over the road. I pulled into a layby.
I looked out my bathroom window, saw the 23 stobart rigs I’d franchised…went to check my on-line bank account and found If I’d bought just another 3 I’d be a millionaire now. I went to loo, had a ■■■■,banged my head on the Armitage shanks machine and woke up in my bed in a mess. Wife was saying I’d had a nightmare. Too true I thought…I married you didn’t I?..P.S. Quinney…DON’T fall asleep over the 5th wheel. I did and it wasn’t the sort of coupling up I had in mind.
