But well secured.
Only got in trouble because he was grassed up.
Looks like they pulled him over to lay down the lawn.
If only he had used wooden greedy boards to get more in.
If only he’d thrown a tarp over it, no one would have given him a second look.
The police knew the exact weight when seeing it on their patrol on the motorway from the WIMS or weigh in motion sensors under the road surface.
Who would of thought it, a Turf accountant on a loss for a change - S’odds on, the driver was going to get pulled 