As i work DHL i do have a chukkle to myself when people say “does that stand for… Drop it Hide it Lose it” and i say no Day and a Half late…
I also like the acronym for ACTROS… "Another Crap truck Rolled out Stutgaart(spell)
as this is my first post i wonderded if you knew any more that would make people laugh…
BOAC… Better on a camel
TWA…Try walking Across
When I worked for a well known UK Tour operator in Ibiza, I used to always laugh at Leeds And Bradford International Airport on guests’ book in labels.
LABIA.
Purile, I know.
Wincanton = cannot win.
S till
C annot
A chieve
N ice
I nspirational
A sthetics
(ugly in other words)
M y
E ngine
R arely
C opes
or
M y
E lectronic pre selection is
R eally
C rap
S aggy
T its
R ound
A rse
L ucy
I nside
S leeping
sorry sorry sorry sorry 
Tin 'at on passport out leaving country now
It’s been very nice knowing you Reef, or should I say Dead Man Walking. 
Reef:
S aggy
T its
R ound
A rse
L ucy
I nside
S leeping
Remember that pink thing ?
She might just need a new one when she finishs with you ! 
Why shoot a man telling the truth…?
Ps. That reminds me…
Remember that pink thing ?
It
Vibrates
Everything
Comes
Off
Wonder if I’ll have working suspension again when I get in? Best go find out… 
E ngine
R eally
F [zb]'d
D utch
A nd
F lying
Reef:
D utch
A nd
F lying
Mine is more:
Dirty
And
F…ed
Dave Shimeld:
Reef:
S aggy
T its
R ound
A rse
L ucy
I nside
S leepingRemember that pink thing ?
She might just need a new one when she finishs with you !
and I never said a word…
F [zb]
O ld
D rivers
E ngine
N ightmare