Would deffo look good in a tramper’s Scania truck bunk,.and why not.
But epically and terminally sad if used at home on yer bed. 
The ‘stains’ wouldn’t half show up against that dark background! 
Cant make me mind up whats worse. The muslim crest or the puking chicken
And the oil stains on all that white lining out, if she didn’t remove her Doc Martens 