Got go see boss later when get back… tea no biscuits.
Largeperm:
Got go see boss later when get back… tea no biscuits.
If, like me and have trouble holding it in, opt for the biscuits and forgo the tea. I would like to know how this one PANS out. It could so easily be me next time.
Do you drive a truck with a company name painted on the side? If so maybe they just got the details online sent you the letter.
If you drive a plain truck no writing on it I’d take it seriously as they onv managed to get your details from DVLA etc
I got out on an ind est totally desperate one day.and tbf I ■■■■■■ directly into a drain.
I was well hidden and you would have to crane your neck to see me, but somebody who apparentlly passed in a car rang up and ‘reported me’. 
I told lad in office what had happened, asking why this ■■■■ did not have the balls to approach me if it ‘offended him so much’ , we both had a laugh about it and nothing more was said.
Seriously…can anybody say they have not stopped somewhere for a ■■■■ when there were no bogs about?
Just deny it mate unless the old ■■■■ is taking photos (I sincerely hope so, as at least he stands a good chance of getting a good kicking , off somebody who catches him one day 
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It’s your word against his,.say you were checking your nuts (wheelnuts that is 
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If I’d had to pay a fine for every time I’ve ■■■■■■ up the wheel, side of a bus, telephone box, shop doorway etc etc I’d be skint.
“Not me officer, yes I was in that particular lay-by at that particular time but I was busy rebuffing the attention of the old guy who sits in his car and is well known for harassing motorists by aggressively demanding oral ■■■. Perhaps you should speak to him about his conduct officer?”
- It’s not littering it’s a specific offence
- Unless it’s a great camera you could say you were doing anything.
- If it’s such a good camera I would be pursuing them for indecency photos
- I have never heard of them asking you to provide details if a driver for a criminal offence this way. Fair enough for a motoring offence the registered keeper can be required to name the driver and then correspondence goes to them. For this type of offence you need to incriminate yourself and admit it eg under caution under interview
An ex cop
If they had ‘‘conclusive’’ photographic evidence, they would more than likely have included it with the letter demanding payment, maybe they have a photograph of you, but it is impossible to see what you are actually doing, I would not be paying anything without seeing the evidence that they hold. It is probably a fishing exercise to see if you will just cough up without a fight.
Don’t get caught. If there is a boyo in a white van possibly go on to the next layby next time, the same if there are cars parked. When you gotta go, you gotta go though, been there.
dozy:
trucken:
I’d be wanting some sort of photographic evidence otherwise it’s one persons word against another. Could always claim a medical condition meaning you need to go urgently. If you have prostate cancer treatment, they even give you a card stating that.Really, I’ve never been issued with one , I just carry letters from consultant about it & letters about diabetis , I’ll ask my urology nurse about this card , would make it easier than carrying loads of letters
Speaking from experience, I was supplied with one from Prostate Cancer UK. If you contact them, they’ll send you one, along with a lot of very useful other things.
Maybe you should get one of these for the next time…
rambo19:
Daani:
There is no law regarding urinating so you can’t get done fot that.
Also the mentioned section is about littering which doesnt apply unless you were seen throwing rubbish on the floor.Discount if payed within 14 days is usually half the amount. In your case its only 20 pounds reduction which is another reason for me to think its a scare or prank.
Also no reference number and appeal process.
Quick google search;
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In the UK, public urination was made a criminal offence under the 1986 Public Order Act. Anyone found guilty of public urination may be fined for it. However, it is not necessarily an example of indecent exposure’.[/quote
I did see that mate but if you look at the wording it states in public which mean in view of other people. It doesn’t mentioned a public place. 
trucken:
dozy:
trucken:
I’d be wanting some sort of photographic evidence otherwise it’s one persons word against another. Could always claim a medical condition meaning you need to go urgently. If you have prostate cancer treatment, they even give you a card stating that.Really, I’ve never been issued with one , I just carry letters from consultant about it & letters about diabetis , I’ll ask my urology nurse about this card , would make it easier than carrying loads of letters
Speaking from experience, I was supplied with one from Prostate Cancer UK. If you contact them, they’ll send you one, along with a lot of very useful other things.
Will do , thanks
When I was at my worst I ■■■■■■ in every lay-by from Boston hospital to Grantham along the a52 , my mrs even went over & apologised to some lady in her car , and that’s the difference the lady was very understanding , and just said when you’ve seen one love you’ve seen them all joking , but she understood , if this was a old chap he should under stand the issues you get with your water works when you get older , or maybe he’s lucky & doesnt , and to be honest it’s not easy as a lorry driver as we’ve not got a office toilet
Only time I think that’s not on , is the bloke in full view on the grass verge , squatting down having a ■■■■ , jump the bloody field gate , or get under the trailer , awfull
if you happen to see the fellow in the layby,make out youre going to take a leak then run over get a photo of him a post it on here,help spread tword
the maoster:
“Not me officer, yes I was in that particular lay-by at that particular time but I was busy rebuffing the attention of the old guy who sits in his car and is well known for harassing motorists by aggressively demanding oral ■■■. Perhaps you should speak to him about his conduct officer?”
What a brilliant idea turn the tables on the old ■■■■.
I’ll store that one for the future. 
I ■■■■ hate these type of arse holes with a vengeance, small men, .wannabe coppers, sticking their snouts in to what has sod all to do with them…Fair enough if they had the courage of their convictions to actually face up to whoever has ‘‘offended’’ them, but it’s much easier to just ring in and report.
Same as these self appointed ■■■■ road marshals who have the Old Bill on speed dial, just get on with your own ■■■■ business and mind it, it has ■■■■ all to do with you. 
It seems to have got far more ‘acceptable’ these days, is it a modern society thing, or even the ‘‘powers that be’’ intentionally getting into our heads to work for them,? … just look at the latest Police initiative (oxymoron btw ) to get you to send dash cam footage to them for prosecutions for example…or am I reading too much into it.
I’m even getting mad writing about this.
you should watch cyclingmikey on utube rob, you’ll end up in hospital mate… 
m.a.n rules:
you should watch cyclingmikey on utube rob, you’ll end up in hospital mate…
Dont watch him, I have been a cyclist for 50 odd years and he even managed to boil my Pee.
agreed alam, everything about him is irritating…
m.a.n rules:
you should watch cyclingmikey on utube rob, you’ll end up in hospital mate…
No need to watch him on youtube you can watch him on this programme Panorama Road Rage: Cars v Bikes your blood will boil even more if you
watch the hole programme
P S The programme is on iplayer.