Explain please

I expect he just wanted to see if it would would jump a puddle.

villa:

PaulNowak:

James the cat:
I get annoyed seeing kids going by the side of the road being dangled by their parents in full view. I know they can’t hold it but geez. It just annoys me. I’m not a kid person. I know it shouldn’t annoy me but it does.

Maybe because the word has turned so pro kid you can’t whistle a tune these days without being interrupted or kicked off a seat by some posho and her sticky fingered little napoleons.

Illogical rant over.

Saw an Asian guy stop his Beemer on the M40 a few days back, in full view he emptied his bladder up a blue sign.

Which read “Services 1m”

and i supose youve never been dying for a ■■■■
did you want him to speed like alex ferguson did once

I’ve never been that desperate that I couldn’t drive another mile