I have noticed quite a few posts recently where the poster has been pilloried for spelling, grammar and punctuation etc.
I received this in an e-mail today and thought it may entertain
‘Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle ■■■■■■■■ a horse and helping your uncle ■■■■■■■■ a horse.’
Made me laugh! It’s a good point to!
dukeofdirt:
Made me laugh! It’s a good point to!
![:smiley: :smiley:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/smiley.png?v=12)
I love speeling flames, don’t you? ![:unamused: :unamused:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/unamused.png?v=12)
I just wondered if you intended to type “to” rather than “too”? ![:question: :question:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/question.png?v=12)
That reminds me of the white van that’s signwritten “no job to small”.
I always wonder where the Hell Small is, and why won’t he go there?
Nee naw nee naw
I can here (oops) the spelling police coming
Thing is, people only slabber about English skills when they have no other asnwer. Its the forum equivilent of “your ma” ![:laughing: :laughing:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/laughing.png?v=12)
pete904ni:
Thing is, people only slabber about English skills when they have no other asnwer. Its the forum equivilent of “your ma” ![:laughing: :laughing:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/laughing.png?v=12)
I think you’ll find it should be “It’s”…oh hang on…I see what you mean. ![:laughing: :laughing:](https://emoji.discourse-cdn.com/twitter/laughing.png?v=12)
I had to read it three times before the penny dropped,…still laughing…
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
‘Why?’ asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
‘Well, I’m a panda,’ he says, at the door. ‘Look it up.’
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
‘Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.’
Eats, roots, shoots and leaves Malc
. Are you sure that wasn’t those Kiwi Birds who were on that Top Deck bus at the Mocamp all those years ago
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