Economic migrants in UK

Narc:
I suspect Franglais is an immigrant himself.

And as has already been pointed out elsewhere I an`t really a lorry driver.

So, in the interest of full disclosure:
Im a gynaecologist, Im Jewish and from Ethiopia… My mother is a Roman Catholic and Ive been in prison in South Africa. Im as black as the ace of spades ans I drink my own pee.

Happy now?
Does that make any difference at all to the times the Gov are taking to process applicants?
Does that stop the waste of money in feeding illegals when they could be deported (if we still had an agreement) sooner?
And allowing genuine asylum seekers out of limbo sooner to earn an honest living?