Driver needs advice

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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So what the hell am i going to buy the wife for christmas ?:shock: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

And for her birthday 3 days after :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

not got a clue this year and time is running out, were did i put that argos catalogue again… :confused: :confused:

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hoover for xmas and a set of pots and pans for her birthday lol :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

and then pack yer bags…now there’s a present for her .you could leave :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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kitkat:
hoover for xmas and a set of pots and pans for her birthday lol :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

No i want to try something new this year :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Well there was a discussion on the Radio a couple of Weeks back about Vouchers for Breast Enlargement or Cosmetic Surgery :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

But the best way I have found is just buy something she will appreciate :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

This year I bought the wife one of those Vax Carpet Cleaners (Honestly) well, she’s always bleating on about getting the carpets cleaned, now she can do it until her heart is content :smiling_imp: :imp:

Also got her a couple of tickets to the Telewest Arena to watch that David Cassidy and Donny Osmond Concert Crap but hey, she stated she would like to go and see it :laughing:

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Davey Driver:
Vouchers for Breast Enlargement

sounds like a winner to me :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: you can never have too much of a good thing!

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Davey Driver:
Vouchers for Breast Enlargement or Cosmetic Surgery :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Hmmm i wonder if they do vouchers for voice box reductionâ– â– ?

If they do i KNOW there is a god :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

simon

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SimonRS2K:

Davey Driver:
Vouchers for Breast Enlargement or Cosmetic Surgery :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

Hmmm i wonder if they do vouchers for voice box reductionâ– â– ?

If they do i KNOW there is a god :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

simon

a stanley knife normally does the trick :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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kitkat:
hoover for xmas and a set of pots and pans for her birthday lol :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

and then pack yer bags…now there’s a present for her .you could leave :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

If that happened in our house, this would be the sequence of events:

  1. Give present.
  2. Get hit with one of said pots/pans
  3. Wake up in casualty
  4. Go home and find all locks have been changed.
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Get her one of those day out experiences tyey do in WH Smith or boots - go for something like a day’s microlite flying or somethng similar and then next year a hoover will sound like a good idea.

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Davey Driver:
Well there was a discussion on the Radio a couple of Weeks back about Vouchers for Breast Enlargement or Cosmetic Surgery :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

But the best way I have found is just buy something she will appreciate :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

This year I bought the wife one of those Vax Carpet Cleaners (Honestly) well, she’s always bleating on about getting the carpets cleaned, now she can do it until her heart is content :smiling_imp: :imp:

Also got her a couple of tickets to the Telewest Arena to watch that David Cassidy and Donny Osmond Concert Crap but hey, she stated she would like to go and see it :laughing:

you hate her that much :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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If in doubt, a simple card will do wonders. Especially if you place within said card a significantly priced voucher for a major dept store. Just in time for the sales. To make it perfect, add promise of dinner at fancy restaurant after her trip to the sales, maybe a movie/theatre.

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allikat:
If in doubt, a simple card will do wonders. Especially if you place within said card a significantly priced voucher for a major dept store. Just in time for the sales. To make it perfect, add promise of dinner at fancy restaurant after her trip to the sales, maybe a movie/theatre.

Typical Bloomin Woman coming up with a suggestion like that :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

kitkat:
you hate her that much

Far from it, it’s just getting impossible to give her something she aint already got :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

I’m fast running out of ideas :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

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i have exactly the same problem as Bones here so please give him an answer, i bought my wife a pair of leather trousers but need to get her something else so what,s it to beâ– â– ?.

Shes got all the jewellery any woman could wish for , perfume that would fill a swimming pool and recently a new vacuum cleaner ( should have waited til xmas).

I,m stuck now for a little something else.

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jammymutt:
i have exactly the same problem as Bones here so please give him an answer, i bought my wife a pair of leather trousers but need to get her something else so what,s it to beâ– â– ?.

Shes got all the jewellery any woman could wish for , perfume that would fill a swimming pool and recently a new vacuum cleaner ( should have waited til xmas).

I,m stuck now for a little something else.

What about a four acre warehouse to store that lot in? :wink:

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I bought mine a set of driving lessons cos she took her test 5 years ago, has had her own licence from her country of origin (bulgarian army) and she still cant drive…we always have a row when we go out in her car…so now she lets me drive to save the arguments…and i have also bought her a new kitchen with a smaller sink so she can get that much closer to it…and a size smaller pair of slippers…so she can get even closer…ha ha …just kidding…i`m stuck as well…so will go out shopping on saturday…and hopefully get some inspiration…
have a nice day

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Your a load of old romantics. Flight in an airaplane, join the mile high club :open_mouth:, champagne, romantic dinner afterwards. Now where did I put that parachute?

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Dead simple this present malarky

jump in car go round to sister in laws give her £100 with the parting words go buy your sister somat for christmas and i’ll pick it up christmas eve thanks :sunglasses: :smiley: :smiley:

worked for the last 10 years
even though i get some stick on the day :blush: :blush:

I love christmas shopping honestly :wink:

simon

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SimonRS2K:
Dead simple this present malarky

jump in car go round to sister in laws give her £100 with the parting words go buy your sister somat for christmas and i’ll pick it up christmas eve thanks :sunglasses: :smiley: :smiley:

worked for the last 10 years
even though i get some stick on the day :blush: :blush:

I love christmas shopping honestly :wink:

simon

SNAP! :smiley: :wink:

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SimonRS2K:
Dead simple this present malarky

jump in car go round to sister in laws give her £100 with the parting words go buy your sister somat for christmas and i’ll pick it up christmas eve thanks :sunglasses: :smiley: :smiley:

worked for the last 10 years
even though i get some stick on the day :blush: :blush:

I love christmas shopping honestly :wink:

simon

I ain’t got a sister-in-law! Her brother does less Christmas shopping than I do so it’s no use asking him.

Oh, well. I’ve still got 7 days left - gives me time to scan the Argos book!

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Ha Ha You poor thing christmas and birthday straight away :open_mouth:, off on Tues down to Burnley ( great team ) at 9 back home for 10 wtih pressie I HOPE :laughing: