Started 0600 at Asda Portbury, signing in for another agency - so I’m working for my agency, subcontracted out to another agency, subcontracted out to Asda
and get given the usual H&S briefing as it’s my first time at the Portbury site.
I pop round to the transport office, and they give me a run to Pentwyn (Cardiff), with a backhaul from Memory Lane cakes near Cardiff Gate. Unfortunately, no-one seems to know how to get there, and they don’t have an address . Eventually, they get the Chepstow RDC to fax across a map, and off I go to find the truck.
I get the usual Asda Scania, hitch up to my trailer, and set off down the road for Wales after a brief visit to the very friendly security guard’s office (yes, they do exist )
When I arrive at Pentwyn, there’s already another Asda artic in there doing a drop, and a Braces bakery truck waiting, so I have about 10 mins break before getting into the yard (the artic was almost finished, and the bakery truck only dropped a few trays).
I have to take a few goes at getting on the bay (I’ve been there before, so I know the drill, but it’s still a bit tight, and the guide lines have been almost completely erased so it’s a bit difficult to judge whether you’re at 90 degrees to the bay, which is at an angle to the main building). After unloading the full contents of the trailer I shut up the back, and then realise that I’ve left the load restraint bars out so have to open up again to put them in.
The run into Memory Lane is relatively easy, except that it takes you through the middle of a housing estate, which makes you question whether you’ve gone the right way, but I’d been warned about this, so I wasn’t too bothered.
All the bays were full when I arrived, so I had to wait about 40 minutes before I could get on; a couple of shunts later and I was on.
The loading was super-fast, as it was only 3 pallets, so by the time I’d gone in to pick up the paperwork it was already loaded, and I was off down the road back to Portbury.
On arrival, after I dumped the trailer on a bay, I pop into the transport office, who tell me that they haven’t got anything ready yet, but to come back in an hour so I pop into the staff canteen and have a full breakfast plus muffin for £1.55
An hour later, I go back to the transport office, who tell me which trailer I’m taking and where the load is going (Trowbridge), but the paperwork’s not been done yet.
Another hour later, and I’ve finally got the paperwork for my load so another visit through security, and off down the M4, eastbound this time.
As I’m climbing the hill up towards J18 (A46 Bath), about 6 cars all dive in just in front of me before the junction, and slow down to about 45 mph
forcing me to drop gears as I can’t pull out
I was going nicely up the hill as well, with the engine just about keeping it on the limiter in top gear.
Then a bit further down the road, a caravan overtakes me, pulls in, gives a couple of flashes on the hazards to thank me for flashing him in, and then starts snaking wildly. I don’t know whether it was him pulling in too quick, or swerving whilst reaching for the hazards, or what, but it started getting a bit serious, and he was having trouble keeping it in his lane; by this point, I’d backed off quite a way just in case, but he just about managed to hold it together and get it back straight again. Phew.
He then proceeded to leave his hazards on for the next few miles
I finally got to the store after a few trips round the roundabouts to let the following trails of cars past, and eventually got into the yard after waking up the staff.
Trowbridge is usually very tight, but this time it was really tight, and I only just managed to get the trailer round - the red line was getting a bit too tight, but it came round in the end.
So, I started unloading. The first two pallets came off OK, and then we were on to cages.
Because of the slope of the yard, the trailer sloped quite considerably to one side, and slightly to the back, and the first cage contained somewhere between 1/4 and 1/3 tonne of cheese. You can guess where this is going…
As I was wheeling the cage down the trailer, the fixed wheels were sliding sideways, and I was already struggling to keep the cage on course. I was just turning the cage at the end of the trailer ready for the forkie to take it off when one of the wheels went over the edge, and from that point there was no way I was going to stop it - gravity took over, so I just let go.
The forkie noticed what was happening and shot forwards to catch the cage, but only succeeded in skewering the cage (and quite a few blocks of cheese) with the forks. Personally, I think it would have been better if he’d just let it hit the floor, but I can’t really blame him since I was the one who dropped it in the first place.
Oh, and I think it was the newest cage on the trailer - it looked virtually brand new, and now it has a big hole in the side
Anyway, the rest of the load went off OK (although it took rather longer than it should have done as the other person “working” in the stores area didn’t seem to do anything he was told and spent the entire time faffing around.
I reloaded with half a trailer full of cages, went back to Portbury, dropped the trailer on a bay, fuelled up, and clocked off. 12 hour shift, 301 km covered.