A Russian had 1,18 Promille Alcohol.
he was Lorry driver,fell uncoscius and hit a Strretlamp,Traffic Sign and a Police Car.
As the Lorry was slowing down on Sliproad to Parking could one of the Officer enter the Cab and stop the Lorry.
Ambulanc Crew brought Driver back to life and,well. Its on Orf.at if you speak German
noe.orf.at/news/stories/2522745/
Ive just clicked on the link above, if you translate it with google translate it makes for some hilarious reading. And I now know where Immigrant gets some of his English from 