Got a call on Friday, asking if I wanted any work on the weekend; in particular, if I could do a 5am start for CRS in Portbury.
I said “yes”, and having put the phone down, immediately wished I’d said “no” - I didn’t particularly fancy a 5am start, and given that it was CRS, it was likely to be small town centre stores with [zb] access, delivering stuff off a tail-lift whilst double parked, lots of pedestrians and cars to get in the way, etc. i.e. the stuff of nightmares.
Anyway, I got there about 04:45 and signed in, only to find out that I was going to Plymouth, but they didn’t have a tractor unit for me yet.
About half an hour later, and I’ve got the paperwork for a 54-plate Volvo tractor unit which I’m told is already hitched up to a trailer that isn’t mine. I walk around the RDC and find both the tractor unit and trailer, and it appears that my suspicions were confirmed - its a very short trailer, with a single axle at the very back. Looks like it’s going to be a tough manouevre at the store.
I drop the first trailer and pick up the second, and go through my normal checks including checking that I can operate the tail lift. This pays dividends, as I find out that the unit’s tail lift cable has an Anderson connector on the end, and the trailer only has a big yellow block. So, back to the office I go, and the guy comes out and finds me an adapter.
Out on the road, and it’s only about 6am, so even though I’m going down the M5, there isn’t too much Bank Holiday traffic. I stop off at Exeter MSA for my first 15-minute break, parking right behind a CRS rigid, but the driver didn’t seem to notice me
Anyway, I take the opportunity to set up the SatNav with my destination, and it wants me to approach the store from the opposite direction to the instructions I’ve been given (probably because the route it wants to take goes through a weight limit or something), so I get it to re-route the right way, then set off down the road.
On approach to the store, I’m looking at both the SatNav and the directions I’ve been given, and they disagree. The directions tell me to go straight ahead at a roundabout, but the SatNav wants me to turn right. The road to the right looks narrower, so I decide to follow the directions. I follow the road a bit, and it doesn’t look right, so I stop and have a look at the SatNav, and sure enough, it was right and the directions were wrong
A bit of a back-track, and I’m back on route to the store again. The access to the delivery point is up a left turn marked with an empty red circle sign (“no vehicles”), but fortunately, it’s “except for deliveries”, so I’m OK.
The delivery bay is here - the arrow is right on the point where the rear of the trailer touches the dock. The dark line you can see above the loading bay is the edge of the sharp drop at the edge of the bay; there’s one on both sides, and there’s only an inch or so of spare surface either side of the trailer wheels. To give you an idea of length, the unit was about half-way across the pavement when parked on the bay.
Nonetheless, I got it mostly onto the bay in a single manouevre, although I took a few shunts to get it perfectly straight for the last bit where the sides of the bay really did drop away sharply. There were two other bays there (just above the one shown, but the store staff seem to use these two for parking their cars , leaving me with the short bay with sharp sides.
Once I was out of the way of the traffic trying to get past, I waved at the driver of the first car to say thanks, and she gave me a thumbs-up
Still, the truck was on the bay, and I hadn’t hit anything - result!
There was a short delay whilst I tried to get the internal tail lift buttons to work, then realised that I’d disconnected the tail-lift cable before pulling the trailer forwards a bit (they had no dock leveller, so I had to position the trailer exactly to get the tail lift to overlap the dock).
23 cages and two pallets later, and I’m empty. I’m expecting them to give me a load of cages to go back, but they only give me about 6 empty cages and one full of trays, so that’s loaded nice and quickly.
Once back in the cab, I try to work out whether I can make it back to Portbury in a single run - my DHG says I’ve done 2 hrs 40 mins driving so far, but that’s including a bit of faffing trying to find the drop and reversing onto the bay, plus driving around Exeter Services. Whilst I’m thinking about it (and considering the option of taking a 30-minute break on the bay), a Robert Wiseman rigid turns up, so I guessed it was time to go and try for the run back to Bristol.
Getting off the bay was a bit more difficult than getting on it - my directions explicitly said to come out the same way as going in, so I pulled forwards as far as I dare (to avoid running off the edge of the loading bay whilst turning), then screwed it sharp around to the right, using all the pavement on the opposite side of the road, and taking a quick shunt to kink the trailer a bit more.
On the way back, I was approaching Taunton Deane MSA with half an hour left to go, so pulled in for my remaining 30-minute break.
Arrived back at Portbury about 12:45 (no traffic jams all day! ), filled up with diesel, then promptly took about 10 shunts to get it straight on the bay despite there being absolutely acres of room - fortunately, no-one was waiting to get by.
Just as I was about to disconnect the last suzie (having already put the legs down and even remembered to take the numberplate off before putting it on the bay, something that I always forget to do ), the guy who allocated me the bay ran over and told me not to drop it - apparently, they usually leave the units connected to the trailers here . Of course, this meant that I then had to do all of the coupling up again
Still, shift over, and it went much better than I had feared. 370 km covered.
I was rather surprised at how fast the short trailer reacted to steering - it really was rather nice to reverse, as it responded so quickly, and having the wheels right at the back of the trailer meant that there was very little rear overhang swing to worry about.