Courts

[malcolmgbell]

AndrewG:

Jingle Jon:
Thing is, doesn’t matter what you think, perverting justice & perjury are both serious criminal offences. I don’t care if you don’t like snitches, this isn’t school yard politics, people who commit crime are not sentenced by you, nor me. This comes down to one simple issue - either you ignore crime because you are intrinsically wrong, or you stand against it. Crime costs
everyone!

Listen to mister policeman here! Never ever broken the law in any shape or form? You no doubt think washing your truck with your card out/ a few minutes over your time/ speeding ect is a crime. By your reckoning everyone that exceeds the limit by 1mph is a criminal. What possible pleasure could you get from phoning bib to drop Dozy in it, that really is the lowest of the low!
Bet youre a right bundle of laughs to go on the lash with…

[he dont go on the lash,all his mates are in the nick, sits in pub on blower to old bill grassing them up]

[andrewg]

Jingle Jon:

Evil8Beezle:
Well this thread has taken off! Lol

Mr Jingle, you really shouldn’t be calling others childish, and then throwing juvenile insults yourself. It really does erode your moral high ground…

I’m not convinced that the occasional profanity used in order to speak in terms used by the common users, in any way alters the morality of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, perjury and or involving family members in such a conspiracy. None of which are the reason (I assume) for his impending court appearance.

There does seem to be amongst some in here general confusion between the two aforementioned, just as there seems to be an inability to differentiate between a party, night on the lash etc and an interweb forum.

Moving on from that though, Dozy (very apt), has in his first post atop of this thread demonstrated that he’s potentially dangerous - and not only to himself, but also to members of his family… whom he probably has the power to manipulate. That is quite sickening and not the action of a loveable rouge.

Accepting though that he probably needs help rather than punishment, I have decided that no call to authority would be good for anyone - particularly his family!!!

What I would say to him directly is… you are not smart enough to walk into a courtroom and tell lies to the experts, they will tear you limb from limb and you will make your dog pile much much deeper. Secondly, going on a public forum from where you are most likely very traceable, to ask advice on committing what the law considers to be very serious crime is very very dim. Get a [zb] grip.

Meanwhile in the real world…get a life you bore ffs…

[jingle_jon]

AndrewG:
Meanwhile in the real world…get a life you bore ffs…

In the real world, most intelligent peeps know the difference between a night out on the lash and a forum.

I find people who get p****d to entertain themselves boring. I much prefer lobbing myself out of aircraft, bungee jumping and climbing. I also like discussions with intelligent people interesting - that’s the main reason I’ll be ignoring you and your chav mates in future.

[the_nodding_donkey]

Jingle Jon:

Evil8Beezle:
Well this thread has taken off! Lol

Mr Jingle, you really shouldn’t be calling others childish, and then throwing juvenile insults yourself. It really does erode your moral high ground…

I’m not convinced that the occasional profanity used in order to speak in terms used by the common users, in any way alters the morality of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, perjury and or involving family members in such a conspiracy. None of which are the reason (I assume) for his impending court appearance.

There does seem to be amongst some in here general confusion between the two aforementioned, just as there seems to be an inability to differentiate between a party, night on the lash etc and an interweb forum.

Moving on from that though, Dozy (very apt), has in his first post atop of this thread demonstrated that he’s potentially dangerous - and not only to himself, but also to members of his family… whom he probably has the power to manipulate. That is quite sickening and not the action of a loveable rouge.

Accepting though that he probably needs help rather than punishment, I have decided that no call to authority would be good for anyone - particularly his family!!!

What I would say to him directly is… you are not smart enough to walk into a courtroom and tell lies to the experts, they will tear you limb from limb and you will make your dog pile much much deeper. Secondly, going on a public forum from where you are most likely very traceable, to ask advice on committing what the law considers to be very serious crime is very very dim. Get a [zb] grip.

You worked out how to use that thesaurus then. Well done.

[captain_caveman_76]

Jingle Jon:
I’m not convinced that the occasional profanity used in order to speak in terms used by the common users, in any way alters the morality of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, perjury and or involving family members in such a conspiracy. None of which are the reason (I assume) for his impending court appearance.

There does seem to be amongst some in here general confusion between the two aforementioned, just as there seems to be an inability to differentiate between a party, night on the lash etc and an interweb forum.

Moving on from that though, Dozy (very apt), has in his first post atop of this thread demonstrated that he’s potentially dangerous - and not only to himself, but also to members of his family… whom he probably has the power to manipulate. That is quite sickening and not the action of a loveable rouge.
You registered fairly recently in this forum so I’m going to assume (always dangerous I know) that you’ve not been using it for very long. That being the case, you’ve probably missed a lot of Dozy’s previous work. Believe me, there are some corkers out there. Those of us who’ve been here a while and have kept up to date with his exploits have probably drawn our own conclusions as to his personality, style and motivations. You’re quite right, he often does come across as “dozy”, but he’s never come across as malicious, nasty or a deliberate law breaker. You used the term “lovable rogue”, IMO that’s a bit harsh, I wouldn’t ever describe him or his actions as roguish. Misguided, probably, I’ll advised, definately. Fixable, hopefully!

Accepting though that he probably needs help rather than punishment, I have decided that no call to authority would be good for anyone - particularly his family!!!

What I would say to him directly is… you are not smart enough to walk into a courtroom and tell lies to the experts, they will tear you limb from limb and you will make your dog pile much much deeper. Secondly, going on a public forum from where you are most likely very traceable, to ask advice on committing what the law considers to be very serious crime is very very dim. Get a [zb] grip
You’ve really got it into your head that he’s deliberately trying to cheat the system, and you’re taking it personally. He’s simply asked if something was possible, I don’t recall him stating as fact that he intended to carry out that act, especially after he was told in no uncertain terms not to.

In short, he dropped a bollock, got caught and needed advice. In the most part he got it. What he didn’t need was some drum head trial off an anonymous voice on the Internet.

I do hope that IF you ever drop a bollock in the future, you’re shown more compassion than what you’ve shown here.

Edit: In fact, you’ve bothered me so much I’ve just copied his replies from the first page. They reinforce what I’ve said, he wanted to know if he could, not that he intended to.

dozy:
If I was on days then I could ask for a early finish etc , but being away it’s not easy getting a appointment at this short notice with a solicitor , but yea I guess there not daft when it comes to moving savings , me I’ll accept what comming but it seems unfair to take savings into account when mine / Mrs are joint savings and she’s not actually done anything wrong , which is why I asked the question , they obviously need too check your ability to pay a possible fine , what you earn / outgoings , but what revelence would savings have .
Anyway I’ll leave it at that and seek advice if I can’t get it sorted in time ta (sic)

dozy:
Ta dave , wages , outgoings I’ve done correct , it’s just our joint savings that bothered me , I’ll put down what we’ve got

dozy:
From knowing of charge to going to court ive a couple of weeks , so yes I guess the know when large sums disappeared out of our accounts why , filled it in now and will see what the day brings ta (sic)

[blue_estate]

Jingle Jon:

AndrewG:
Meanwhile in the real world…get a life you bore ffs…

In the real world, most intelligent peeps know the difference between a night out on the lash and a forum.

I find people who get p****d to entertain themselves boring. I much prefer lobbing myself out of aircraft, bungee jumping and climbing. I also like discussions with intelligent people interesting - that’s the main reason I’ll be ignoring you and your chav mates in future.

You really are a grade A P@@@k

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[peirre]

mdourish:
All of see he was asking if he could move savings so his misses don’t loose out

Assuming they have a joint bank account, the courts will assume 50% of any monies is hers, and assess the other 50%

[jingle_jon]

the nodding donkey:

Jingle Jon:

Evil8Beezle:
Well this thread has taken off! Lol

Mr Jingle, you really shouldn’t be calling others childish, and then throwing juvenile insults yourself. It really does erode your moral high ground…

I’m not convinced that the occasional profanity used in order to speak in terms used by the common users, in any way alters the morality of conspiracy to pervert the course of justice, perjury and or involving family members in such a conspiracy. None of which are the reason (I assume) for his impending court appearance.

There does seem to be amongst some in here general confusion between the two aforementioned, just as there seems to be an inability to differentiate between a party, night on the lash etc and an interweb forum.

Moving on from that though, Dozy (very apt), has in his first post atop of this thread demonstrated that he’s potentially dangerous - and not only to himself, but also to members of his family… whom he probably has the power to manipulate. That is quite sickening and not the action of a loveable rouge.

Accepting though that he probably needs help rather than punishment, I have decided that no call to authority would be good for anyone - particularly his family!!!

What I would say to him directly is… you are not smart enough to walk into a courtroom and tell lies to the experts, they will tear you limb from limb and you will make your dog pile much much deeper. Secondly, going on a public forum from where you are most likely very traceable, to ask advice on committing what the law considers to be very serious crime is very very dim. Get a [zb] grip.

You worked out how to use that thesaurus then. Well done.

On this occasion - no need, although only an idiot would believe they can insult other.s on their use of learning materials and you are that idiot… well done to you!

[the-snowman]

Jingle Jon:
I find people who get p****d to entertain themselves boring.

Says the man getting his jollies from posting insults online at 8 o’clock in the morning

I have always found online trolls weird. I just do not, and never will, understand what makes people get a kick out of being insulting to people they dont even know. I dont get what makes them log on and then be as nasty as possible then sit smirking away to themselves when they get a reaction or annoy people.
What I find is that the more forum members they reply to and the more insults they throw around, the less likely this person is in the real world to say anything to a persons face.
But to actually say the words that you find someone who gets ■■■■■■ boring when your hobby is being nasty anonymously online from the safety of behind your computer, well, thats irony of the highest order right there!
And since you are doing it on an hgv forum, well, that’s a whole other level of weirdo.

You can always tell when a user has had other usernames kicked off the forum in the past by the way they insult other members after only a couple of months after joining.
In this case, I reckon ole jon boy has had at least 3 different usernames in the past

[robroy]

Jingle Jon:
I find people who get p****d to entertain themselves boring. I much prefer lobbing myself out of aircraft, bungee jumping and climbing. I also like discussions with intelligent people interesting - that’s the main reason I’ll be ignoring you and your chav mates in future.

Wow mate
You certainly don’t come on here to make friends do you eh?

It may pay you to take your own advice about mouthing off on a forum where you could be quite easily traced if required.
In my experience not many people like a smart arse, and absolutely NOBODY likes a grass.
If you consider that playground stuff, that is your prerogative, I prefer to call it realism.

I don’t want to come across all Ronnie Kray here , but in my younger days I have known of guys who grass, ending up in all sorts of predicaments from beatings to losing fingers and worse. In fact one in particular was never seen again, he is unofficially reported to be helping to hold up the bridge on the junction of the A1 and A69.

I know dozy aint the Godfather of the Trucknet Mafia , but one or two lads on here don’t like being rubbed up the wrong way.
(Btw don’t be grassing me up to the Old Bill for ‘‘threatening’’ you either. …I aint, I’m just stating a point. )…or on second thoughts go ahead I like a good laugh.

As for your hobbies good on yer mate…, bit of advice though.
Don’t be upsetting, grassing or coming across all self righteous with your parachute packers and bungee fixers as you do with some of the members on here…that’s all I’m saying.

[hurryup_amp_wait]

I fully understand Dozy’s question and his concern.

Why should his fine be based on his wife’s savings?

If he were to get time should his wife do some of that for him too?

Good luck Dozy, I hope you get a good result.

P.S.
It is easy for me to skip all posts by the the yellow ■■■■■■ (but thinks he is so white), snitching PIA that has recently appeared but can I suggest we stop quoting him as it makes the simple “totally ignoring him” task a little harder. Ta

[bluey_circles]

Hurryup&wait:
I fully understand Dozy’s question and his concern.

Why should his fine be based on his wife’s savings?

If he were to get time should his wife do some of that for him too?

its the vows we agree to
for better, for worse,
for richer, for poorer,
…
and with all my worldly goods I thee endow:
there is some pretty serious stuff you agree to in that moment of madness.

I really have no idea what the law is on this matter but maybe for a married couple the assets of both parties is on the table, not sure for co-inhabiting, may be there is an argument for separate pots ?

EDIT: and in no way I am suggesting Dozy reminds his mrs of the vows when the bailiffs arrive for the TV - that probably wouldn’t work out too well.

[dipper_dave]

robroy:
I know dozy aint the Godfather of the Trucknet Mafia [emoji38] , but one or two lads on here don’t like being rubbed up the wrong way.

Can I just slip in that I don’t mind being rubbed in any direction whatsoever.

Also although JJ is taking a counter position it is good for debate, in my opinion Dozy if he is up front and straight with the judge (another position I like) he will find himself receiving a reduced fine and if it’s just the 2 linked offences may also reduce the likelihood of tea and bikkies with one of the Beverley sisters.

[colin_scottish]

Who the ■■■■ is jingle jon sounds like a helmet sucker.But does sound like roaduser66 as already said.

[jingle_jon]

robroy:
…

FWIW, threat or no threat… I really don’t care. This may or may not surprise you but for good or bad… fear is a button I do not have.

Needless to say, I spend a lot of time in the smelly waiting rooms of RDCs, and on truck stops, never seen anyone who looked dangerous - unless you include killing themselves due to being almost too fat to move.

I choose my friends carefully, one of my best buddies is a Police Inspector, couple of other ranks and a couple of fire fighters, there’s a few ex-Army amongst our number along with a couple of full on civ divs. none are potentially dangerous.

So, your best intentions assumed and received in that vein, you’ll just have to know that I’m happy to take on anything and I’ll put my money on me… I’m happy to do whatever it takes to win.

I don’t make friends with criminals and the term grass… hmmm at best that is naive, at worst it’s complicity in crime. I’d rather stand with the law and take on the baddies.

Thank you for your concerns.

[james_the_cat]

Jingle Jon:
. This may or may not surprise you but for good or bad… fear is a button I do not have.
.

You must be an actual psychopath. They do not feel real emotions.

Everyone else does feel fear phinnocio. You’re starting to sound like a cartoon character now. Troll mask slipping

[jingle_jon]

James the cat:
Everyone else does feel fear phinnocio. You’re starting to sound like a cartoon character now. Troll mask slipping

Actually I would have thought a troll is more likely to be a person who goes around making very short, inaccurate, unsubstantiated statements about subjects they know FA about. Look in the mirror on that one.

Not everyone feels fear, I am far from unique in that respect. And the lack of fear should not be confused with brave - brave people have fear but overcome it or control it. I merely don’t care if I live or die…

[robroy]

Jingle Jon:

robroy:
…

FWIW, threat or no threat… I really don’t care. This may or may not surprise you but for good or bad… fear is a button I do not have.

Needless to say, I spend a lot of time in the smelly waiting rooms of RDCs, and on truck stops, never seen anyone who looked dangerous - unless you include killing themselves due to being almost too fat to move.

I choose my friends carefully, one of my best buddies is a Police Inspector, couple of other ranks and a couple of fire fighters, there’s a few ex-Army amongst our number along with a couple of full on civ divs. none are potentially dangerous.

So, your best intentions assumed and received in that vein, you’ll just have to know that I’m happy to take on anything and I’ll put my money on me… I’m happy to do whatever it takes to win.

I don’t make friends with criminals and the term grass… hmmm at best that is naive, at worst it’s complicity in crime. I’d rather stand with the law and take on the baddies.

Thank you for your concerns.

Jeeeeeez H !! … illusions of grandeur or what?

Sorry mate I did not realise I was in the prescence of some sort of macho superhero type here.
My apologies. .

btw What kind of ‘div’ is a ‘full on civ div’■■
I’ve encountered many different types of ‘divs’ in this job but never one of that type…are you one yourself by any chance?

Come back down to earth mate ffs, you are impressing absolutely no one on here, but instead embarrassing yourself, and furthermore coming across as one of your …‘‘divs’’

[mdourish]

robroy:

Jingle Jon:

robroy:
…

FWIW, threat or no threat… I really don’t care. This may or may not surprise you but for good or bad… fear is a button I do not have.

Needless to say, I spend a lot of time in the smelly waiting rooms of RDCs, and on truck stops, never seen anyone who looked dangerous - unless you include killing themselves due to being almost too fat to move.

I choose my friends carefully, one of my best buddies is a Police Inspector, couple of other ranks and a couple of fire fighters, there’s a few ex-Army amongst our number along with a couple of full on civ divs. none are potentially dangerous.

So, your best intentions assumed and received in that vein, you’ll just have to know that I’m happy to take on anything and I’ll put my money on me… I’m happy to do whatever it takes to win.

I don’t make friends with criminals and the term grass… hmmm at best that is naive, at worst it’s complicity in crime. I’d rather stand with the law and take on the baddies.

Thank you for your concerns.

Jeeeeeez H !! … illusions of grandeur or what? [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38]

Sorry mate I did not realise I was in the prescence of some sort of macho superhero type here.
My apologies. .

btw What kind of ‘div’ is a ‘full on civ div’■■
I’ve encountered many different types of ‘divs’ in this job but never one of that type…are you one yourself by any chance? [emoji38]

Come back down to earth mate ffs, you are impressing absolutely no one on here, but instead embarrassing yourself, and furthermore coming across as one of your …‘‘divs’’

I bet he’s fun to sit with in a rdc for hours with his story corner.

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[jingle_jon]

robroy:

Jingle Jon:

robroy:
…

FWIW, threat or no threat… I really don’t care. This may or may not surprise you but for good or bad… fear is a button I do not have.

Needless to say, I spend a lot of time in the smelly waiting rooms of RDCs, and on truck stops, never seen anyone who looked dangerous - unless you include killing themselves due to being almost too fat to move.

I choose my friends carefully, one of my best buddies is a Police Inspector, couple of other ranks and a couple of fire fighters, there’s a few ex-Army amongst our number along with a couple of full on civ divs. none are potentially dangerous.

So, your best intentions assumed and received in that vein, you’ll just have to know that I’m happy to take on anything and I’ll put my money on me… I’m happy to do whatever it takes to win.

I don’t make friends with criminals and the term grass… hmmm at best that is naive, at worst it’s complicity in crime. I’d rather stand with the law and take on the baddies.

Thank you for your concerns.

Jeeeeeez H !! … illusions of grandeur or what?

Sorry mate I did not realise I was in the prescence of some sort of macho superhero type here.
My apologies. .

btw What kind of ‘div’ is a ‘full on civ div’■■
I’ve encountered many different types of ‘divs’ in this job but never one of that type…are you one yourself by any chance?

Come back down to earth mate ffs, you are impressing absolutely no one on here, but instead embarrassing yourself, and furthermore coming across as one of your …‘‘divs’’

Look matey, let’s get this clear in your last post you tried to put the frighteners on me. That hasn’t worked, you are just another gopping “I know someone hard on TN ■■■.”
Now do me a favour and go frighten someone else. You’re lucky I’m a genuinely nice person who cares about others because I don’t take well to people trying to frighten me… now do one.