Princess Katie’s wedding shoes were too tight. Once in the bedroom Wills helped them off. The family heard grunting, straining, a scream, and Wills say ‘That was tight!’
The Queen said ‘Told you she was a virgin.’
Then they heard Wills say ‘Now for the other one.’
More grunting and straining and Wills says ‘My god, that was even tighter!’
The Duke says ‘That’s my boy, once a sailor always a sailor!’
Following the death of the human cannonball at The Kent Show a spokesman said ‘We’re gutted. We’ll struggle to get another man of the same calibre.’