eagerbeaver:
Cheers for that Dave.I was really enjoying that Danish pastry with my cuppa.
Dave’s quite happy with pie or strudel.
eagerbeaver:
Cheers for that Dave.I was really enjoying that Danish pastry with my cuppa.
You should see the bath water after ive been in, its like a floating film of soggy frosties on top, greeeaaattt. (Other psoriasis resembling breakfast cereals are available).
dieseldog999:
Forrestgrump:
switchlogic:
I don’t go upstairs on ferries anymore because of started cabins. I also avoid communal showers too. Because believe it or not the thought of naked hairy backed truckers isn’t something that gets the blood flowing. Its invariably the case that the most vocal ‘backs against the wall lads’ types are the most unattractive!Don’t do euro, but do you just hide in cab until everyone else goes upstairs?
i seldom go upstairs on the irish ferries,and on cross channel,then the safest bet is to just jab your bum into the corner,and sleep with your belt buckled up round your chin…to be fair they always put you with like for like as much as possible hence if your pink,your not likely to be swapping spit with a flipflop…if your doing the irish ferries/dublin,remember not to jump up to see whos banging on the door 10 mins after the boat sails as its just the deck crew trying to catch you out…cairnryan ferries are ok,and belfast/birkenhead can best be described as 8 hours of prison with the option of drowning…
That reminds me of when I was sent on the Troon( freight only) ferry I was the only driver on there the rest were trailers only. The big guy that was the cook showed me to my bunk which was covered by only a curtain next to the crew quarters. He told me him or one of his mates would wake me for breakfast . I was driving a Belgian regd truck and hearing the conversation some of them assumed I was a Belgian not speaking English… later on I took some of their conversation the wrong way you will see why in a minute 
. Things were going ok until I rang my mate who took pleasure in telling me that it was known as ‘The gay boat’ he was joking but I didn’t know at the time. Never slept all night and found it a great cure for constipation. 
note: btw nowt against gays as long as I don’t have to join in.
Try doing 6 months in Walton !
just dont go in those showers if you suffer from piles is all i can suggest.
“From the depths of the crypt of St Giles
Came a scream that could be heard for miles.
Oh good gracious!
It’s Father Ignatius
He’s discovered the bishop has piles!”
There ain’t no room for anyone else when I get in the shower …
Oi tango boy you never ever offer 
nick2008:
There ain’t no room for anyone else when I get in the shower …Oi tango boy you never ever offer
You only have to ask!
Her: ‘who do you think you’re going to satisfy with that little thing?’
‘Me’.
For some guidance on the correct etiquette on truckers in communal showers, have a look at Foo Fighters ‘Hot Buns’ video on YouTube - and see the ensuing spat with the westboro Baptist church!
i just knew i was in the wrong place when i took the shower key from the reception and the tag on it said BEWARE OF GAYS.i went into the changing room and on the back of the door was a sign saying BEWARE OF GAYS.when i went into the shower room there was a golden letterbox with a flap on the floor,my curiosity getting the better of me i lifted it up and read the words…YOUVE BEEN WARNED TWICE…BRACE YOURSELF… 