Just wear a fig leaf… front and back, or in my case, a privet hedge leaf would do. 
I’d be scared of being hung for being well hung…
Not for or against communal showers,but some people have medical reasons or disabilities for wanting privacy,a persons clothes could be hiding a lot that they don`t want to be known public.
Mock and ridicule as much as you like but its fact.
I don’t go upstairs on ferries anymore because of started cabins. I also avoid communal showers too. Because believe it or not the thought of naked hairy backed truckers isn’t something that gets the blood flowing. Its invariably the case that the most vocal ‘backs against the wall lads’ types are the most unattractive! 
This is one thing I’m not looking forward too once I get my licences. When your hung like a squirrel it sort of brings insecurities out.
rocketsquadron:
We ve still got communal showers at our place and big arsed miners. Total eye contact at all times. If the soap drops. It’s stays there lol. No bendin over for nothin.
Which eye are contacting with [emoji12]
switchlogic:
I don’t go upstairs on ferries anymore because of started cabins. I also avoid communal showers too. Because believe it or not the thought of naked hairy backed truckers isn’t something that gets the blood flowing. Its invariably the case that the most vocal ‘backs against the wall lads’ types are the most unattractive!
Don’t do euro, but do you just hide in cab until everyone else goes upstairs?
Forrestgrump:
rocketsquadron:
We ve still got communal showers at our place and big arsed miners. Total eye contact at all times. If the soap drops. It’s stays there lol. No bendin over for nothin.Which eye are contacting with [emoji12]
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Total EYES Contact at all times 
A big ■■■■ off tattoo does wonders for any tiddler insecurities. There’s a picture of mine on another thread. (Tattoo that is) 
Even bloke’s sporting WMD’s are left feeling inadequate
So the bloke who offered the colonic irrigation the other day wasn’t using a hose
Forrestgrump:
switchlogic:
I don’t go upstairs on ferries anymore because of started cabins. I also avoid communal showers too. Because believe it or not the thought of naked hairy backed truckers isn’t something that gets the blood flowing. Its invariably the case that the most vocal ‘backs against the wall lads’ types are the most unattractive!Don’t do euro, but do you just hide in cab until everyone else goes upstairs?
i seldom go upstairs on the irish ferries,and on cross channel,then the safest bet is to just jab your bum into the corner,and sleep with your belt buckled up round your chin…to be fair they always put you with like for like as much as possible hence if your pink,your not likely to be swapping spit with a flipflop…if your doing the irish ferries/dublin,remember not to jump up to see whos banging on the door 10 mins after the boat sails as its just the deck crew trying to catch you out…cairnryan ferries are ok,and belfast/birkenhead can best be described as 8 hours of prison with the option of drowning…
I don’t feel to bad after reading some of these, At least I’m not the only trucker with a little taile but really lads dose it matter I would shower in the middle of a lorry park if it meant getting clean and not living in my own dirt 
having played footy for years it doesn’t bother me, if it does - dry shampoo and a few wet wipes?
midlifetrucker:
So the bloke who offered the colonic irrigation the other day wasn’t using a hose
I very much doubt it
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least not your standard garden hose variety anyway.
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Having played rugby for many years with communal baths / showers , you soon gauge to slap your todger a little to keep up with the big boys on a cold day 
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cheer up Buttercup , the good news is communal baths are now banned, but you can always use the local jacuzzi and share if wish
yuk 
dieseldog999:
i seldom go upstairs on the irish ferries,and on cross channel,then the safest bet is to just jab your bum into the corner,and sleep with your belt buckled up round your chin…to be fair they always put you with like for like as much as possible hence if your pink,your not likely to be swapping spit with a flipflop…if your doing the irish ferries/dublin,remember not to jump up to see whos banging on the door 10 mins after the boat sails as its just the deck crew trying to catch you out…cairnryan ferries are ok,and belfast/birkenhead can best be described as 8 hours of prison with the option of drowning…
Daytime Pembroke-Rosslare is your answer. Far more civilized. Double cabin to yourself and Captain Burns in charge who’s the best driver since Ahab
peterm:
Just wear a fig leaf… front and back, or in my case, a privet hedge leaf would do.
Me and OH once went to a fancy dress party as Adam and Eve. I kept sending my fig leaf back as it wasn’t big enough . When the “XXL” failed, the shop suggested I stick my todger in my ear and go as a petrol pump .
Ber-dum, tsschhh!!
What’s the big deal.
It’s a wash all the same.
Flip flops n shower gel.
I always find its hard keeping everything dry in those little ■■■■■ cubicles.
lolipop:
Not for or against communal showers,but some people have medical reasons or disabilities for wanting privacy,a persons clothes could be hiding a lot that they don`t want to be known public.
Mock and ridicule as much as you like but its fact.
Thats a good point, I have a bit of psoriasis on my legs and elbows and feel a bit self conscious of other folk seeing my skin float off down the drain. Compounded by also having a baby carrot and 2 petit pois in the manhood dept but non the less if im dirty enough (lets face it im very dirty at times) I will throw caution to the wind and shower with other folk.
Cheers for that Dave.
I was really enjoying that Danish pastry with my cuppa.