Clubs and Dances, Pubs, were truckers delight

[lawrence_dunbar]

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Today after I finish my racing and watching the football results come in, my wife said, do you think you could cook one of your special omelette, we have plenty of eggs, certainly love, then I started preparing it by chopping mushrooms, cheese, onion,tomatoes, ham, into to two small bowls, then two pyrex bowls I cracked two eggs in each bowls, seasoned with pepper & salt, I whisked them up and left them for ten minutes, my wife came in and said there is some oil in the cupboard, I relied , don’t use it, I always use a knob of butter and it tastes better, she said it certainly dose, I love them, I had a omelette in town with the girls and I told them yours are better!

hiya,
Bloody hell Norm if my missus asked me to prepare her a meal
it would mean putting on my street clothes and nipping round
to the Chinese takeaway, but I do a good job of un-corking the
wine and putting the food on the plates.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you old devil, You certainly know how to give a girl a good time Eh, Regards Larry.

[harry_gill]

Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Today after I finish my racing and watching the football results come in, my wife said, do you think you could cook one of your special omelette, we have plenty of eggs, certainly love, then I started preparing it by chopping mushrooms, cheese, onion,tomatoes, ham, into to two small bowls, then two pyrex bowls I cracked two eggs in each bowls, seasoned with pepper & salt, I whisked them up and left them for ten minutes, my wife came in and said there is some oil in the cupboard, I relied , don’t use it, I always use a knob of butter and it tastes better, she said it certainly dose, I love them, I had a omelette in town with the girls and I told them yours are better!

hiya,
Bloody hell Norm if my missus asked me to prepare her a meal
it would mean putting on my street clothes and nipping round
to the Chinese takeaway, but I do a good job of un-corking the
wine and putting the food on the plates.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you old devil, You certainly know how to give a girl a good time Eh, Regards Larry.

hiya,
I think I’m doing OK Larry not fully qualified as yet but with Grumpy Old Man’s
training programme I think I’m getting pretty close, I’ve noticed when I look in
the mirror there aren’t quite so many bruises on show as there used to be, tell
you what should I ever meet Brian he’ll get a good drink, no expense spared.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Today after I finish my racing and watching the football results come in, my wife said, do you think you could cook one of your special omelette, we have plenty of eggs, certainly love, then I started preparing it by chopping mushrooms, cheese, onion,tomatoes, ham, into to two small bowls, then two pyrex bowls I cracked two eggs in each bowls, seasoned with pepper & salt, I whisked them up and left them for ten minutes, my wife came in and said there is some oil in the cupboard, I relied , don’t use it, I always use a knob of butter and it tastes better, she said it certainly dose, I love them, I had a omelette in town with the girls and I told them yours are better!

hiya,
Bloody hell Norm if my missus asked me to prepare her a meal
it would mean putting on my street clothes and nipping round
to the Chinese takeaway, but I do a good job of un-corking the
wine and putting the food on the plates.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you old devil, You certainly know how to give a girl a good time Eh, Regards Larry.

hiya,
I think I’m doing OK Larry not fully qualified as yet but with Grumpy Old Man’s
training programme I think I’m getting pretty close, I’ve noticed when I look in
the mirror there aren’t quite so many bruises on show as there used to be, tell
you what should I ever meet Brian he’ll get a good drink, no expense spared.
thanks harry, long retired.

Sounds as if Brian has got you trained up for guerrilla warfare tactics against wimmin Harry.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Today after I finish my racing and watching the football results come in, my wife said, do you think you could cook one of your special omelette, we have plenty of eggs, certainly love, then I started preparing it by chopping mushrooms, cheese, onion,tomatoes, ham, into to two small bowls, then two pyrex bowls I cracked two eggs in each bowls, seasoned with pepper & salt, I whisked them up and left them for ten minutes, my wife came in and said there is some oil in the cupboard, I relied , don’t use it, I always use a knob of butter and it tastes better, she said it certainly dose, I love them, I had a omelette in town with the girls and I told them yours are better!

hiya,
Bloody hell Norm if my missus asked me to prepare her a meal
it would mean putting on my street clothes and nipping round
to the Chinese takeaway, but I do a good job of un-corking the
wine and putting the food on the plates.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you old devil, You certainly know how to give a girl a good time Eh, Regards Larry.

hiya,
I think I’m doing OK Larry not fully qualified as yet but with Grumpy Old Man’s
training programme I think I’m getting pretty close, I’ve noticed when I look in
the mirror there aren’t quite so many bruises on show as there used to be, tell
you what should I ever meet Brian he’ll get a good drink, no expense spared.
thanks harry, long retired.

Sounds as if Brian has got you trained up for guerrilla warfare tactics against wimmin Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Should’ve got in touch with Brian donkey’s years ago he could have saved me a lot of
money and I might just have stayed single, I wouldn’t have minded being a Gigolo I
did have quite a long learning curve between marriages, but I didn’t ever meet birds
with any money that would have kept me in the manner which I would have liked to
become accustomed but all the birds I came across in my single periods were more
skint than me so I guess I would have been rubbish at that game, ah’ well back to the
drawing board.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Lawrence Dunbar:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Today after I finish my racing and watching the football results come in, my wife said, do you think you could cook one of your special omelette, we have plenty of eggs, certainly love, then I started preparing it by chopping mushrooms, cheese, onion,tomatoes, ham, into to two small bowls, then two pyrex bowls I cracked two eggs in each bowls, seasoned with pepper & salt, I whisked them up and left them for ten minutes, my wife came in and said there is some oil in the cupboard, I relied , don’t use it, I always use a knob of butter and it tastes better, she said it certainly dose, I love them, I had a omelette in town with the girls and I told them yours are better!

hiya,
Bloody hell Norm if my missus asked me to prepare her a meal
it would mean putting on my street clothes and nipping round
to the Chinese takeaway, but I do a good job of un-corking the
wine and putting the food on the plates.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you old devil, You certainly know how to give a girl a good time Eh, Regards Larry.

hiya,
I think I’m doing OK Larry not fully qualified as yet but with Grumpy Old Man’s
training programme I think I’m getting pretty close, I’ve noticed when I look in
the mirror there aren’t quite so many bruises on show as there used to be, tell
you what should I ever meet Brian he’ll get a good drink, no expense spared.
thanks harry, long retired.

Sounds as if Brian has got you trained up for guerrilla warfare tactics against wimmin Harry.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Should’ve got in touch with Brian donkey’s years ago he could have saved me a lot of
money and I might just have stayed single, I wouldn’t have minded being a Gigolo I
did have quite a long learning curve between marriages, but I didn’t ever meet birds
with any money that would have kept me in the manner which I would have liked to
become accustomed but all the birds I came across in my single periods were more
skint than me so I guess I would have been rubbish at that game, ah’ well back to the
drawing board.
thanks harry, long retired.

You could always apply for a grant,to retrain as gigolo Harry. There is no age limit on gigolo’s as far as I know.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Dave, now this Gigolo training programme do you know if there’s any practical
involved ? got to make sure I’m prepared, might need a couple of weeks in a
warm sunny climate you know to get myself built up, are there grants available
for sunshine breaks as well ?.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:
hiya,
Dave, now this Gigolo training programme do you know if there’s any practical
involved ? got to make sure I’m prepared, might need a couple of weeks in a
warm sunny climate you know to get myself built up, are there grants available
for sunshine breaks as well ?.
thanks harry, long retired.

Have a look on the direct gov site Harry. I’m sure they will have the right advice for gigolo training in a warm country.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

I don’t minded a bit of the warm climate, this is my last post tonight, I have a stinking cold, I have a sore throat,eyes and nose are running so much, I think I have lost a couple of pints of water. Whoe is me, I think my end is nigh,why I say this, I have ran out of tissues, and I have got the end printed on my nose because I used the Daily Mirror is this a omen!

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
I don’t minded a bit of the warm climate, this is my last post tonight, I have a stinking cold, I have a sore throat,eyes and nose are running so much, I think I have lost a couple of pints of water. Whoe is me, I think my end is nigh,why I say this, I have ran out of tissues, and I have got the end printed on my nose because I used the Daily Mirror is this a omen!

Drink plenty and eat plenty Norm, feed a cold and starve a fever is the old saying.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
I don’t minded a bit of the warm climate, this is my last post tonight, I have a stinking cold, I have a sore throat,eyes and nose are running so much, I think I have lost a couple of pints of water. Whoe is me, I think my end is nigh,why I say this, I have ran out of tissues, and I have got the end printed on my nose because I used the Daily Mirror is this a omen!

Drink plenty and eat plenty Norm, feed a cold and starve a fever is the old saying.
Cheers Dave.

Still suffering but feeling a little bit better, it’s the eye’s and nose running that gets on my box!

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
I don’t minded a bit of the warm climate, this is my last post tonight, I have a stinking cold, I have a sore throat,eyes and nose are running so much, I think I have lost a couple of pints of water. Whoe is me, I think my end is nigh,why I say this, I have ran out of tissues, and I have got the end printed on my nose because I used the Daily Mirror is this a omen!

Drink plenty and eat plenty Norm, feed a cold and starve a fever is the old saying.
Cheers Dave.

Still suffering but feeling a little bit better, it’s the eye’s and nose running that gets on my box!

Get some nasal spray off your Doctor Norm,it will help with the nose and eye’s running.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

No Dave I try to keep away from the medical centre, you can catch colds and virus’s from them places. Must be getting back to my old self, I’ve just bee a tiny bit cheeky with Harry on his thread.

[dave_the_renegade]

Quite agree Norm. Our medical centre opened a new building last year and has great big waiting area’s. You can sit well away from other patients if you want. I usually sit well away from everyone on the rare occasion I go there.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

I know Dave, a women went in the surgery with stomch ache came out with twins.

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
I know Dave, a women went in the surgery with stomch ache came out with twins.

No doubt caught off a trousers worm Norm, very contagious.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
I know Dave, a women went in the surgery with stomch ache came out with twins.

No doubt caught off a trousers worm Norm, very contagious.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Funny things them trouser worms Dave they get everywhere they’ve kept my
pockets empty for a large number of years, but I never went down the road
of trying for twins, a waste of a good cuddle up in my opinion.
thanks harry, long retired.

[norman_ingram]

With all the cuddles and kisses you was giving out Harry, you may have had several sets of twins and not aware of it?

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
With all the cuddles and kisses you was giving out Harry, you may have had several sets of twins and not aware of it?

I wonder how many cold sores he caught canoodling these women in cold places Norm.
Cheers Dave.

[mrgee1956]

Big birds on the road.
I remember the Carlisle story it was big Bella from Longtown and it was an old s type Foden day cab with the old railway style door you slid in sideways I know I had one

You also had a burd Paddington Bear she cam from Stranraer she would sit on the central barrier at the bottom of the Beatock at the viaduct and wait on someone to give her a lift she would rid you all week if you let her stay in the cab.

Also remember officer Yuil when traffic cops were real his nickname my motorway if you stopped as you did on those days in the seventys to pick a Burd you had to be carefully Big Jimmy Yuil was not about

[hulltramper]

hi.
used to stop[ at Ivy’s,Westview Terrace Preston when i was on BRS Hull depot(DC).mid/late 60’s.Parked up in BRS Parcels yard and walked it,there was a pub close,Station Inn ?Steam Packet/something like that.IF!! you got there early,there was a real good sport,Brenda ?.Happy days. Ivy would give you a dinner at night that would fill a jumbo Jet,then when getting back from B…oops the pub,there was a plate full of sandwiches,a 5 gall urn of tea,plus dishes with cucumber/beetroot salad stuff to go wth the sarnies. I will remember her digs,also,Vera Marsden,s,Seaforth rd Bootle,dinner was served until 22.00hrs if you had been “Sinning” with the log book,again,if you stopped at Vera’s say mon.nightYou had breakfast monday at Woodlands Goole filled up at Vera’s mon nightand not need to eat again till wed.b/fast. The last time i rang,late 60’s the chap who answered the phone was really rude,and told me the digs were finished and slammed the phone down,i think “V” had driven off with a guest… Yes,he was her husband.
One more digs Briggs “Transportel”? Drighlington? Nr Leeds/bradfrd,eat wash and brush up,along the road to the “Spread Eagle” ,house band,and coach loads of ladies arriving every night.If you had a top room at Briggs’s,you went around asking who was in a downstairs room as the doors were locked for the night,so if you were de;layed coming back,you tapped on their window,and they would let you in.
Oh for the days when lorry cabs were wood and the drivers STEAL ?.. NO,“STEEL” Silly me.