Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
lads I’m not going to Brazil, found out early rounds of the knock out stage 
£679 for a ticket, hotel over 150% extra, the games so far apart you need internal flights to reach them. So I am not spending all my night out money I got while on the middle east just to see Brazilian beauties shake thier castinets at me, cheaper to go to the Labour club and watch Angy 
PS they won’t accept bus passes. 
Never mind Norm, watch it on the box like the rest of us. If you got over there with all those Brazilian women ■■■■■■■ after you,there would be no chance of you seeing the football.
Cheers Dave.
Oh dear I must be getting old or drinking too much Amber Nectar, But can you explain to me what ■■■■■■■ Means, I have lead a very sheltered life you know , So please help me out so I can let myself loose If you know what I mean ■■?, Regards Larry.
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
lads I’m not going to Brazil, found out early rounds of the knock out stage £679 for a ticket, hotel over 150% extra, the games so far apart you need internal flights to reach them. So I am not spending all my night out money I got while on the middle east just to see Brazilian beauties shake thier castinets at me, cheaper to go to the Labour club and watch Angy PS they won’t accept bus passes.
Never mind Norm, watch it on the box like the rest of us. If you got over there with all those Brazilian women ■■■■■■■ after you,there would be no chance of you seeing the football.
Cheers Dave.
Oh dear I must be getting old or drinking too much Amber Nectar, But can you explain to me what ■■■■■■■ Means, I have lead a very sheltered life you know , So please help me out so I can let myself loose If you know what I mean ■■?, Regards Larry.
We wouldn’t want to corrupt you Larry, after you leading a sheltered life. I think its best we protect your innocence.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
lads I’m not going to Brazil, found out early rounds of the knock out stage £679 for a ticket, hotel over 150% extra, the games so far apart you need internal flights to reach them. So I am not spending all my night out money I got while on the middle east just to see Brazilian beauties shake thier castinets at me, cheaper to go to the Labour club and watch Angy PS they won’t accept bus passes.
Never mind Norm, watch it on the box like the rest of us. If you got over there with all those Brazilian women ■■■■■■■ after you,there would be no chance of you seeing the football.
Cheers Dave.
Oh dear I must be getting old or drinking too much Amber Nectar, But can you explain to me what ■■■■■■■ Means, I have lead a very sheltered life you know , So please help me out so I can let myself loose If you know what I mean ■■?, Regards Larry.
We wouldn’t want to corrupt you Larry, after you leading a sheltered life. I think its best we protect your innocence.
Cheers Dave.
Thank you, The Doubles are on me, Mind you Im open to offers, Regards Larry.
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
lads I’m not going to Brazil, found out early rounds of the knock out stage £679 for a ticket, hotel over 150% extra, the games so far apart you need internal flights to reach them. So I am not spending all my night out money I got while on the middle east just to see Brazilian beauties shake thier castinets at me, cheaper to go to the Labour club and watch Angy PS they won’t accept bus passes.
Never mind Norm, watch it on the box like the rest of us. If you got over there with all those Brazilian women ■■■■■■■ after you,there would be no chance of you seeing the football.
Cheers Dave.
Oh dear I must be getting old or drinking too much Amber Nectar, But can you explain to me what ■■■■■■■ Means, I have lead a very sheltered life you know , So please help me out so I can let myself loose If you know what I mean ■■?, Regards Larry.
We wouldn’t want to corrupt you Larry, after you leading a sheltered life. I think its best we protect your innocence.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I hope the “innocence protection thingy” applies to me equally I too having
led a sheltered life, bus shelters air raid shelters etc, whiter than white eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
lads I’m not going to Brazil, found out early rounds of the knock out stage £679 for a ticket, hotel over 150% extra, the games so far apart you need internal flights to reach them. So I am not spending all my night out money I got while on the middle east just to see Brazilian beauties shake thier castinets at me, cheaper to go to the Labour club and watch Angy PS they won’t accept bus passes.
Never mind Norm, watch it on the box like the rest of us. If you got over there with all those Brazilian women ■■■■■■■ after you,there would be no chance of you seeing the football.
Cheers Dave.
Oh dear I must be getting old or drinking too much Amber Nectar, But can you explain to me what ■■■■■■■ Means, I have lead a very sheltered life you know , So please help me out so I can let myself loose If you know what I mean ■■?, Regards Larry.
We wouldn’t want to corrupt you Larry, after you leading a sheltered life. I think its best we protect your innocence.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I hope the “innocence protection thingy” applies to me equally I too having
led a sheltered life, bus shelters air raid shelters etc, whiter than white eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.
I bet your Mum put butter in your mouth to stop it melting Harry.
Cheers Dave.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
lads I’m not going to Brazil, found out early rounds of the knock out stage £679 for a ticket, hotel over 150% extra, the games so far apart you need internal flights to reach them. So I am not spending all my night out money I got while on the middle east just to see Brazilian beauties shake thier castinets at me, cheaper to go to the Labour club and watch Angy PS they won’t accept bus passes.
Never mind Norm, watch it on the box like the rest of us. If you got over there with all those Brazilian women ■■■■■■■ after you,there would be no chance of you seeing the football.
Cheers Dave.
Oh dear I must be getting old or drinking too much Amber Nectar, But can you explain to me what ■■■■■■■ Means, I have lead a very sheltered life you know , So please help me out so I can let myself loose If you know what I mean ■■?, Regards Larry.
We wouldn’t want to corrupt you Larry, after you leading a sheltered life. I think its best we protect your innocence.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I hope the “innocence protection thingy” applies to me equally I too having
led a sheltered life, bus shelters air raid shelters etc, whiter than white eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.
I think “pure as the driven slush” would be a perfect description Harry.
kevmac47:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Lawrence Dunbar:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
lads I’m not going to Brazil, found out early rounds of the knock out stage £679 for a ticket, hotel over 150% extra, the games so far apart you need internal flights to reach them. So I am not spending all my night out money I got while on the middle east just to see Brazilian beauties shake thier castinets at me, cheaper to go to the Labour club and watch Angy PS they won’t accept bus passes.
Never mind Norm, watch it on the box like the rest of us. If you got over there with all those Brazilian women ■■■■■■■ after you,there would be no chance of you seeing the football.
Cheers Dave.
Oh dear I must be getting old or drinking too much Amber Nectar, But can you explain to me what ■■■■■■■ Means, I have lead a very sheltered life you know , So please help me out so I can let myself loose If you know what I mean ■■?, Regards Larry.
We wouldn’t want to corrupt you Larry, after you leading a sheltered life. I think its best we protect your innocence.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I hope the “innocence protection thingy” applies to me equally I too having
led a sheltered life, bus shelters air raid shelters etc, whiter than white eh’.
thanks harry, long retired.
I think “pure as the driven slush” would be a perfect description Harry.
hiya,
I’ll have you know Kev , I represent that remark.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norm when my nephews and nieces were young, my late Mother used to say they got on well with me because I was as daft as a kid. Then when I gave someone older some grief,she used to say I was to hard.
You can’t win.
Cheers Dave.
Yippy my broadband is sorted, and it’s 5 times faster than it was. and he told me when my laptop get used to the amount that is pushed at it, then it will get faster and faster until I get 12mb, at the moment I am getting 6.97mb but 12mb is at the phonebox. The problem was a small piece of cable, it was ok for the phones, but not up to the job for broadband, so he went back to the cable connection, fitted a stronger wire and a new phone jack box plugged in the broadband, then attached another phone jack box and plugged in my phone. In simple words, if you get your broadband through the phone lines,it must get first use of the lines, not the phones.
I had a similar problem here a few months ago Nor. I got onto BT and to be fair they sent an engineer out, and he ran a new cable into my bungalow from the line outside. It improved the speed a lot.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
I had a similar problem here a few months ago Nor. I got onto BT and to be fair they sent an engineer out, and he ran a new cable into my bungalow from the line outside. It improved the speed a lot.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I wish you two gentlemen would stop talking dirty. 
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
I had a similar problem here a few months ago Nor. I got onto BT and to be fair they sent an engineer out, and he ran a new cable into my bungalow from the line outside. It improved the speed a lot.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I wish you two gentlemen would stop talking dirty.
thanks harry, long retired.
Sorry Harry, have we lost you again, 
I forgot you are still in the steam age!
The only time we will lose Harry,is when Harry wants to get lost Norm. Know what I mean 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Spot on there, rarely lost for words and as for getting the last word my missus
reckons I’m an exponent, now that’s an achievement for a married man.
thanks harry, long retired.
Today after I finish my racing and watching the football results come in, my wife said, do you think you could cook one of your special omelette, we have plenty of eggs, certainly love, then I started preparing it by chopping mushrooms, cheese, onion,tomatoes, ham, into to two small bowls, then two pyrex bowls I cracked two eggs in each bowls, seasoned with pepper & salt, I whisked them up and left them for ten minutes, my wife came in and said there is some oil in the cupboard, I relied , don’t use it, I always use a knob of butter and it tastes better, she said it certainly dose, I love them, I had a omelette in town with the girls and I told them yours are better!
Norman Ingram:
Today after I finish my racing and watching the football results come in, my wife said, do you think you could cook one of your special omelette, we have plenty of eggs, certainly love, then I started preparing it by chopping mushrooms, cheese, onion,tomatoes, ham, into to two small bowls, then two pyrex bowls I cracked two eggs in each bowls, seasoned with pepper & salt, I whisked them up and left them for ten minutes, my wife came in and said there is some oil in the cupboard, I relied , don’t use it, I always use a knob of butter and it tastes better, she said it certainly dose, I love them, I had a omelette in town with the girls and I told them yours are better!
You are over the top domesticated Norm, frightening it is for the rest of us.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Today after I finish my racing and watching the football results come in, my wife said, do you think you could cook one of your special omelette, we have plenty of eggs, certainly love, then I started preparing it by chopping mushrooms, cheese, onion,tomatoes, ham, into to two small bowls, then two pyrex bowls I cracked two eggs in each bowls, seasoned with pepper & salt, I whisked them up and left them for ten minutes, my wife came in and said there is some oil in the cupboard, I relied , don’t use it, I always use a knob of butter and it tastes better, she said it certainly dose, I love them, I had a omelette in town with the girls and I told them yours are better!
hiya,
Bloody hell Norm if my missus asked me to prepare her a meal
it would mean putting on my street clothes and nipping round
to the Chinese takeaway, but I do a good job of un-corking the
wine and putting the food on the plates.
thanks harry, long retired.
