Well we all know why PARIS was chosen there are lots of SLAGS there, Ha Ha Regards Larry.
Norman Ingram:
Corby, I have not been in it since 1959, I have been around it many times, and in the BRS depot, until it closed, people tell me it gone up market since the steel industry went out of there, one time they was trying to get a disney world there, but they chose Paris.
They should have built Disneyworld there,there were plenty of bloody comedians worked in Corby. 
I used to deliver to Littlewoods store there on nights in the 80s and never saw a soul,used to see more folk in Market Harborough.
i’m surprised you’re on here tonight chris , it was on the news about the iom doing a wartime reenactment weekend . i was thinking they would be sure to intern you as a foreign alien , how did you escape ?
rigsby:
i’m surprised you’re on here tonight chris , it was on the news about the iom doing a wartime reenactment weekend . i was thinking they would be sure to intern you as a foreign alien , how did you escape ?
I managed to persuade the authorities that ex-Sheffielders were on the side of the Isle of Man.Took some doing Dave,I’ve been holed up on Snaefell until it was safe to come out. Our lass is from Derbyshire so there wasn’t a problem,don’t know why,does tha know?
they must think folks from derbyshire are too soft to be a danger . any road , how did you persuade a lovely derbyshire lass to wed you , a deedah , she must have had the beer goggles on methinks .
rigsby:
they must think folks from derbyshire are too soft to be a danger . any road , how did you persuade a lovely derbyshire lass to wed you , a deedah , she must have had the beer goggles on methinks .
She’s only just a Tup,100 yards from West Riding border at Gleadless,Sheffield.Anyroad,RAF uniform and a 500 AJS twin did it in 1960,been married 50 years in December,so as the Oklahoma song goes “Oh the dee-dahs and the tups can be friends” .
you old smoothie chris webb , swept her off her feet with a flash uniform and a fast bike eh . congratulations in advance for your anniversary , i’ve another year to serve to our 50th , if she doesn’t smother me in my sleep .
Chris I think she took you to the IOM, so it was easier for her to keep a eye on you! 
I have had my 50th in July, but have a nice one, and also you Dave 
hope you make it, a bit dodgy near Guy Fawks Day. 
Norman Ingram:
Chris I think she took you to the IOM, so it was easier for her to keep a eye on you!
hiya,
Norm all the years our Chris was on the road he was always one jump ahead
of the traffic Gestapo, I’m pretty sure he can con his “trouble and strife”
thanks harry, long retired.
Harry did you know old Chris was a Brylcream boy, with his head high in the sky, Dah Dah Dah sploosh splash bounce bang! ( The Dam Busters). But Chris with his 500cc motor bike had a harder task of being a ( Damsel Buster) and was rewarded with 50 years of wedded bliss.
Norman Ingram:
Harry did you know old Chris was a Brylcream boy, with his head high in the sky,
hiya,
Yes Norm I’m aware our Chris was in the RAF, he was out in the Far East
just after me, well when I left someone had to protect the place.
thanks harry, long retired.
Hmm Harry now I know why we got kicked out of the far east, First you are there with all your fiddle going on, then you leave and they send over Chris it is a wonder they ever recovered. With you two rare charactors from each side of the pennines, It’s a wonder you never started the war of the roses again! 
Norman Ingram:
Hmm Harry now I know why we got kicked out of the far east,
hiya,
No doubt you’ll know why the Lancastrian rose is red Norm,
well it’s because it’s stained with the blood of Yorkshiremen.
thanks harry, long retired.
Never worry Harry about other peoples blood, it upsets me terribly if I find it’s some of mine. 
It’s a rare type call royal blue. 
Norman Ingram:
Never worry Harry about other peoples blood,
hiya,
It’s highly unlikely that I will have much blood left the medics
keep dragging great dollops of it from me for testing or so
they say but I secretly think they are selling it to the Blood
Tranfusion Service for a bit of beer money.
thanks harry, long retired,
Harry, I reckon I would be like Tony Hancock if they took too much, I would want it back later, Even when I chopped my righthand in half, I used a twisted hankerchief as a tourniquet to stop losing too much blood, 
only releasing now and again, I never needed a transfusion. so you can’t say I was a bloody nuisance! 
Sounds as if the war of the roses has a new participant,Northamptonshire.
Dave the Renegade:
Sounds as if the war of the roses has a new participant,Northamptonshire.
hiya,
They’d be OK for making the tea Dave a bit like Dads Army methinks.
thanks harry, long retired
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Sounds as if the war of the roses has a new participant,Northamptonshire.hiya,
They’d be OK for making the tea Dave
thanks harry, long retired
Oh dear Harry,could be war of the eastern counties.
Cheers Dave.
No Dave we are not as silly as yorks & lanc’s any trouble and we give the wives to the enemy but they soon give them back, and then they run like hell.